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ABFF Does ATL: Watch HBO Shorts or Whatever
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ABFF Does ATL: Watch HBO Shorts or Whatever

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ The 2025 HBO Short Film Showcase is here! Prepare for cinematic masterpieces (or not) from the 29th American…

1st Annual “So Bad It’s Good” Film Fest
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1st Annual “So Bad It’s Good” Film Fest

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

OMG! AmAuteur Film Fest is here! πŸ™„ For outcasts, weirdos & tragically underestimated filmmakers. Prepare 4+ hrs of shorts in…

Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Drops a Trailer So Bad It’s Actually Hilarious
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Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Drops a Trailer So Bad It’s Actually Hilarious

FinnNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Okay, hold on to your hats, folks, because Blumhouse, those masterminds behind such cinematic triumphs as… well, some horror movies,…

Concert Tickets: Finally, an Online Platform That Doesn’t Suck (Too Much)
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Concert Tickets: Finally, an Online Platform That Doesn’t Suck (Too Much)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

OMG! Eventbrite, the “industry-leading” platform, is still a thing? πŸ™„ Powering “millions” of events in “nearly 180 countries”? πŸ˜‚ Sure,…

Event Check-In App: Because pens and paper are *so* last century
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Event Check-In App: Because pens and paper are *so* last century

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Eventbrite’s Organizer app is here to “help” you manage your chaotic shindigs! πŸ˜‚ Check-in? Sales? Secure payments? Sounds…

Performing Arts Ticketing Software: Yay, More Fees for Your Broke Audience
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Performing Arts Ticketing Software: Yay, More Fees for Your Broke Audience

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Eventbrite says using their marketing tools boosts event sales! 3/1/2022-9/30/2022.🀯 No way! They also claim their Flex plan…

Virtual Events Platform: Yeah, Because Real Life Is Overrated
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Virtual Events Platform: Yeah, Because Real Life Is Overrated

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**Wow, groundbreaking! πŸ™„ Eventbrite now lets you collect payments directly on your website! 🀯 Attendees can buy tickets without leaving…

Event Marketing Platform: The Only Tool You Need (To Look Busy)
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Event Marketing Platform: The Only Tool You Need (To Look Busy)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Automated event notifications? 😴 Like anyone cares when they “like, follow, or attend” your snooze-fest events. πŸ“…πŸ“ Yawn.…

Ticket Platform So Good, It Makes Spreadsheets Cry
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Ticket Platform So Good, It Makes Spreadsheets Cry

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

Oh, wow, another “revolutionary” Eventbrite App Marketplace? πŸ™„ Connect to Salesforce, Mailchimp, and Constant Contact for “easy” planning! Choose from…

NFMLA’s Trash Cinema: “Short” Films That Feel Like Forever
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NFMLA’s Trash Cinema: “Short” Films That Feel Like Forever

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**NFMLA, SAGIndie & Latino Filmmakers Network are proud to present the end of DIFF 2025!** 🀣 Prepare for cinematic masterpieces…

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