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Old People Get Awarded For Touching Each Other Onscreen
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Old People Get Awarded For Touching Each Other Onscreen

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Another movie about old people falling in love? 🤣 “ELSA & FRED” is here to bore us with…

Bay Area Filmmakers Forced to Make Movie in Two Days or Else
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Bay Area Filmmakers Forced to Make Movie in Two Days or Else

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Bay Area 48 Hour Film Project – Premiere Screenings!** Local “filmmakers” 🤣 made a movie in 48 hrs!…

Bay Area Filmmakers Forced to Make Movie in Two Days or Else
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Bay Area Filmmakers Forced to Make Movie in Two Days or Else

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The Bay Area 48 Hour Film Project Premiere Screenings are on Sunday, October 5, 2025, at the New…

YSFF Ends with “MISTAKEN FOR STRANGERS” and Some Guy’s Brother
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YSFF Ends with “MISTAKEN FOR STRANGERS” and Some Guy’s Brother

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Matt from The National 🎸 invites his bro Tom, a metal-head 🤘 still crashing with his parents in…

Chile Sells Seawater to California: A Salty Tears Souvenir
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Chile Sells Seawater to California: A Salty Tears Souvenir

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**Cine Chileno in San Francisco presents 🤡: “Viejo Perro” 🐕‍🦺 and its blockbuster spin-off “El Diario de ‘El Gringo’” 🏄‍♂️.…

Hollywood Elite Show Off, Commoners Not Invited
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Hollywood Elite Show Off, Commoners Not Invited

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Private” movie premiere? More like a desperate attempt to fill seats at the Al Larson Prairie Center For…

Bori Connect: NY Filmmaking? More Like NY Filmmaking-ish
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Bori Connect: NY Filmmaking? More Like NY Filmmaking-ish

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Bori Connect – Filmmaking in New York”? 🎬 More like “Boring Connect”! 😂 Puerto Rican filmmakers in NYC?…

The Night You’ll Regret in the Morning
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The Night You’ll Regret in the Morning

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “The Night of Your Life” at Eris Mainstage?** Doors open at 6:30 PM, show at 7:00 PM. Guaranteed…

WEB 5000.0: Community Animation? More Like Community Anima-CHAOS
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WEB 5000.0: Community Animation? More Like Community Anima-CHAOS

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

OMG! 😱 PRS 7th House Screenings: Prepare to be triggered! 😭 No warnings, research yourself! 🧐 Common Sense Media, IMDb,…

NYC Open Mic Night: Prepare for Mandarin Mayhem
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NYC Open Mic Night: Prepare for Mandarin Mayhem

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Be On Time! 1:30-2PM Sharp!** Or Else! 😈 Open Mic Tickets: $10 ($7.47+fee). Minimum Purchase: One (1) Drink…

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