DreamPark: Augmented Reality? More Like Augmented Rip-Off
**DreamPark Seattle: Where you pay to exercise!🏃♀️ Instead of Netflix, they make you *move*.🤮 They call it “social.”🤔 I call…
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So, You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (TV/Film Career Advice – Now With Added Hopium!)
**Is your acting career a joke?🤡 Then pay BoJesse Christopher Acting Studio for a 2-hour “ACTING CAREER CONSULTATION”! In-Person: $275,…
Tampa Bay’s Hottest Sweaty Box on a Sunday
**Oh honey, let’s slum it at Tangra Nightclub, designed by, like, Disco Designer 🙄. It’s Tampa’s “number one nightlife attraction”–…
Hollywood’s “Glamour” Photoshoot: More Like Glam-ERROR
**🎬 Live out your star moment with our Hollywood💩Glam Package!✨ Perfect for basic tourists,👯♀️besties who peak in high school, or…
Hollywood Hipsters Get Lit: Candles, Cocktails, and Cancer Sticks on a Roof
**Sip, Smoke, and 🕯️? Craft candles (lol!) while sipping mystery beverages 🍹. Hookah is extra 💰, because why not? Mingle,…
DreamPark: Augmented Reality Theme Park – Or Just a Glitchy Nightmare?
Oh, DreamPark Seattle, where you can move, race & explore 🙄. Forget screens, embrace “mixed reality” 🤣 with family, friends…
Tampa Bay’s Lamest Excuse for a Sunday Night Out
**Oh honey, Tangra Nightclub, designed by Disco Designer (whoever that is 🤣), is THE place to be in Tampa!** Multi-level…
From Terrorist to Tolerated: The Curious Case of a Puerto Rican Grandma
**OMG! Another Lolita Lebrón movie? 🙄 In late 1954, she was sentenced to 50 years in prison in Alderson, West…
Old People Get Awarded For Touching Each Other Onscreen
**OMG! 🙄 Another movie about old people falling in love? 🤣 “ELSA & FRED” is here to bore us with…
Bay Area Filmmakers Forced to Make Movie in Two Days or Else
**OMG! 🙄 Bay Area 48 Hour Film Project – Premiere Screenings!** Local “filmmakers” 🤣 made a movie in 48 hrs!…