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The Godfather 2: Electric Boogaloo on FILM?! At a THEATER?!
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The Godfather 2: Electric Boogaloo on FILM?! At a THEATER?!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„On December 7, 2025, at 2 PM, see “The Godfather Part 2” at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S…

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J-MORG crowns a night of dark clothing: Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

J-MORG ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS: CROWN: THE BLACK ATTIRE GALA on Sat, Nov 29, 2025, at 8:00 PM at The Godfrey Hotel…

Godfather Trilogy: 35mm? More Like 35mmORE Like MY LIFE
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Godfather Trilogy: 35mm? More Like 35mmORE Like MY LIFE

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

**OMG! 😱 See “Classic Trilogies” at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013, on December 7,…

Louie’s Lit: CK Hawks His Novel at the Grove
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Louie’s Lit: CK Hawks His Novel at the Grove

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

OMG! Barnes & Noble – The Grove at Farmers Market is hosting the one and only Louis C.K. on December…

Butte Film Fest 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Butte Film Fest 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

**OMG! 😱 The 3rd Annual Butte Film Festival (BUFF) is hitting Meriam Park Barn, Chico, CA, Dec 6–7, 2025!** 🎬…

Blade Runner: The Director’s Cut So Good It Bankrupted a Theater
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Blade Runner: The Director’s Cut So Good It Bankrupted a Theater

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

**OMG! 🀩 Time Warp! ⏰ Dec 5, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013!…

Bacari W. Adams Presents: The Nightmare Before My Sanity
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Bacari W. Adams Presents: The Nightmare Before My Sanity

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Movie Nights at Bacari W. Adams, downtown LA! Every week in November! 🎞🍿 Sunday, November 30th, *The Nightmare…

Hollywood’s Walk of Fame: More Like Walk of SHAME!
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Hollywood’s Walk of Fame: More Like Walk of SHAME!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Hollywood, FL, wants to be famous 🀩! Forget the real Hollywood, this Broadwalk in Broward County is the “shining star”…

RuPaul Impersonator Lip-Syncs Streisand at a Dive Bar
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RuPaul Impersonator Lip-Syncs Streisand at a Dive Bar

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Plasma, who❓ From RuPaul’s Drag Race (the show that never ends πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«) is gonna be Barbra Streisand (yas,…

Jason Vest: Mr Irrelevant Gets a Day Named After Him
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Jason Vest: Mr Irrelevant Gets a Day Named After Him

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

2-Item Minimum! πŸ™„ Jason Vest, boot-to-mic guy, is invading The Comedy Bar!😱 He’s got almost 200K bots, 3 Kill Tony…

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