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15 Short Film Fest (Still Kicking, Somehow)
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15 Short Film Fest (Still Kicking, Somehow)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Year 21 of the “15” Short Film festival?!** 🀣 Brace yourselves for cinematic masterpieces 🎬 (or maybe not)…

Daredevil’s Rooftop Shenanigans: NYCC 2025 Saved, You’re Welcome
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Daredevil’s Rooftop Shenanigans: NYCC 2025 Saved, You’re Welcome

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Oh no, they didn’t! πŸ™„ Team #SavedDaredevil is throwing a party πŸŽ‰ for all the Marvel Daredevil superfans, actors, and…

PANAMA 66: Old Dude Hangs Out
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PANAMA 66: Old Dude Hangs Out

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Panama 66 presents: “The Lodger: A Story of the London Fog” (1927), re-scored live by MORRICONE YOUTH! 🀑…

“Da Chick N’ Strip” – Prepare to Cluck Yourself Laughing (Or Maybe Cringe)
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“Da Chick N’ Strip” – Prepare to Cluck Yourself Laughing (Or Maybe Cringe)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 9, 2025

OMG! Da Chick N’ Strip 🎭 Premiere! TrizzyHitz & “Big Booga” Hall?! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ πŸ—“οΈOctober 10, 2025, 7:30 PM, Regal Columbus,…

Liza: NOT a Lie-za, We Swear!
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Liza: NOT a Lie-za, We Swear!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 9, 2025

**OMG, another has-been doc about Liza? πŸ™„ She’s like, “I was born, snap a pic!” Daughter of legends, blah blah.…

Nollywood: From Virgin to Vixen Faster Than You Can Say “Jollof”
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Nollywood: From Virgin to Vixen Faster Than You Can Say “Jollof”

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 9, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ONXY ENT threw the BIGGEST Nollywood party EVER at Studio 503 Greensboro, NC, on October 10 at 10pm EDT!…

Burton needs to C. the BELL, announces more talking, again
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Burton needs to C. the BELL, announces more talking, again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Former FEAR FACTORY vocalist, the one and only Burton C. Bell (yes, THAT Burton C. Bell), has graced us with…

LA Punk Film Fest 2025: Anarchy on Celluloid (and Maybe Some Trophies)
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LA Punk Film Fest 2025: Anarchy on Celluloid (and Maybe Some Trophies)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 8, 2025

9th Annual International LA Punk Film Festival 2025 🀣 **Thurs Oct 9th 6-9om Red Caroet Filmmaker Meet & Greet PR…

Oh Great, Now the Military’s Gonna Be Begging for Spare Change Because Congress Can’t Play Nice
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Oh Great, Now the Military’s Gonna Be Begging for Spare Change Because Congress Can’t Play Nice

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Another day, another socialist sob story from CNN! Apparently, military families are now suffering because of the government shutdown. Cry…

“Real Women Have Curves” (2002): Prepare to be Curvyfied
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“Real Women Have Curves” (2002): Prepare to be Curvyfied

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 7, 2025

**OMG! Chandler celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month with “Real Women Have Curves”πŸ’ƒ. Red carpet 4:00 pm, screening 5:00 pm, Q&A with…

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