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Upside Outside: Prepare to have your mind (and possibly your lunch) transported by these 2 cinematic masterpieces
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Upside Outside: Prepare to have your mind (and possibly your lunch) transported by these 2 cinematic masterpieces

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Queens World Film Festival is grouping films into BLOCS! ๐Ÿคฃ Catch “Anomie” by Nataลกa Prosenc Stearns & “And…

BCS DJ Cook-Off: Watch DJs Burn Dinner and Their Careers
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BCS DJ Cook-Off: Watch DJs Burn Dinner and Their Careers

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„**BCS DJ BATTLE ROUND 6 is here! DJs cookin’ at **The Top Shelf Bar & Grill**? ๐Ÿ”ฅ No judges?…

Matt Davis’ Table: More Dramatic Than His Acting
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Matt Davis’ Table: More Dramatic Than His Acting

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**Attention, fellow vampire stalkers!๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ Matt Davis aka Alaric Saltzman is gracing us with his presence on Sunday, Nov 9th (times…

Film Workshop: Because Your Movie Sucks
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Film Workshop: Because Your Movie Sucks

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! New York Short Film Festival & New York Documentary Film Festival are graced by Filmshop! ๐Ÿคฉ Prepare for cinematic…

Tyler Lepley’s Brunch Bro-Down
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Tyler Lepley’s Brunch Bro-Down

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

Brunch Behavior: Tyler Lepley! ๐Ÿ™„ Food, music, company. The Marquee Restaurant & Lounge, a LIT Sunday brunch spot. ๐Ÿคฃ DJ…

“Indelible”: Prepare to be mildly amused by this film and some artsy folks
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“Indelible”: Prepare to be mildly amused by this film and some artsy folks

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Another “living documentary series” called “INDELIBLE” by @electricllama? ๐Ÿ™„ Since 2018, 15 episodes?! ๐Ÿคฃ Doors at 5 PM,…

“Paris Blues”: When Jazz Met the Eiffel Tower and Nobody Cared
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“Paris Blues”: When Jazz Met the Eiffel Tower and Nobody Cared

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ “Paris Blues” (Eddie Cook & Ram Bowen ๐Ÿคฎ) at the Gantt! Prepare for jazz so good, it’ll make…

EJ Lee Documentary: Prepare for the Most Boring Sneak Peek Ever
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EJ Lee Documentary: Prepare for the Most Boring Sneak Peek Ever

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„Haydรฉe Souffrant PRESENTS: A panel discussion with Zoe Sua Cho, Shuling Yong, Paige Crawford, and Maya Goldberg-Saffir!** ๐Ÿคช Get…

DIFF 2025: Watch Inmates Sing (A24 Made Them Do It)
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DIFF 2025: Watch Inmates Sing (A24 Made Them Do It)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! Divine G (Colman Domingo), wrongly jailed at Sing Sing, finds his inner Shakespeare ๐ŸŽญ! He joins a theatre group…

DIFF 2025: So, You Think You Know Love and Life? Prepare to be Triggered
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DIFF 2025: So, You Think You Know Love and Life? Prepare to be Triggered

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿคฏ Prepare for the most THRILLING ๐Ÿคฃ “EXTREMIST” (BAFTA Nominee), directed by Sasha Molochnikov & Jean Chapiro Uziel. Also,…

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