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Dice, Disorder, and Disappointment: A CHOP Tabletop Debacle
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Dice, Disorder, and Disappointment: A CHOP Tabletop Debacle

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for The Vanguard’s “epic” Extra-Life Campaign!** 🙄 Join us for a marathon of D&D and TTRPGs at…

Matt Davis’ Table: A Tragedy in Wood
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Matt Davis’ Table: A Tragedy in Wood

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 🧛‍♂️ Matt Davis is gracing us mere mortals on Sunday, Nov 9th! 🗓️ Times? Who cares, just show up!…

DIFF 2025: Love, Life, and the Art of Screwing It All Up in Short Films
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DIFF 2025: Love, Life, and the Art of Screwing It All Up in Short Films

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 😱 See these ✨AMAZING✨ films: EXTREMIST, KOTOWARI, WE’RE NOT DONE YET, LOQUITA POR TI/CRAZY FOR YOU, GET YOUR STORY…

Tabletop Games: Funding Anarchy Since 2020
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Tabletop Games: Funding Anarchy Since 2020

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! Prepare for Vanguard’s “totally serious” Extra-Life Campaign!** 🤣 🗓️ Date: Once a year, duh! 📍 Location: The Days of…

NFMLA’s Trash Cinema Festival: Prepare for Disappointment
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NFMLA’s Trash Cinema Festival: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 New Filmmakers Los Angeles (NFMLA) is showing films like *THE VOTE* by Sylvia Ray and *STRANGERS* by Leah…

Local Drag Queen Does a Show, People Clapped
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Local Drag Queen Does a Show, People Clapped

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG, Kylie Sonique Love is gracing Faces Nightclub on 11/09/2025! 🤩 “Do it like Dolly!” Pre-show Meet & Greet at…

Terri J. Vaughn Gabfest: You Won’t Believe What Happened Next
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Terri J. Vaughn Gabfest: You Won’t Believe What Happened Next

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**AARP👵presents Terri J. Vaughn🎬, who will talk about her multifaceted career in film and TV📺. From comedic roles😂 to filmmaker🎥,…

ABFF: Tyler Perry’s Metaverse Disasterclass
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ABFF: Tyler Perry’s Metaverse Disasterclass

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🎭 A young, slightly unhinged director and his band of merry misfits embark on a night of…

Queens on Screen: No Passport Needed
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Queens on Screen: No Passport Needed

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

Queens World Film Festival: NY’s elite unite to fund cinematic masterpieces! 🎬 Sponsored by NYS Council on the Arts, Gov’s…

Beaumont’s gone wild, drugging people legally
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Beaumont’s gone wild, drugging people legally

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Another rich dude, Richie Schneeberg, cries about his life in “LEGALLY DRUGGED” by Vagabond Beaumont! 😭 Sponsored by…

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