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A Wider, and Probably More Pretentious, Lens Film Festival
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A Wider, and Probably More Pretentious, Lens Film Festival

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Prepare for “A Wider Lens Film Festival!” at The Grand Cinema in Tacoma! 🎬 Two chances to see…

Oh, Great, Even More Eric Singer With Gene, Paul, and Tommy: Prepare for the ‘KISS Kruise: Landlocked In Vegas’ – Grounded Edition
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Oh, Great, Even More Eric Singer With Gene, Paul, and Tommy: Prepare for the ‘KISS Kruise: Landlocked In Vegas’ – Grounded Edition

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Hold onto your wigs, folks, because KISS is back… or at least, a landlocked, Vegas-fied version of them is! 🤣…

Free Movie Night! WICKED (Finally, Something Worth Doing)
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Free Movie Night! WICKED (Finally, Something Worth Doing)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Relive Elphaba & Glinda’s journey from rivals to allies! 👯‍♀️ See the original “Wicked” movie AGAIN! 🎬 Need…

DIFF 2025: Shorts – Complicated? More Like Confusing!
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DIFF 2025: Shorts – Complicated? More Like Confusing!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 🤣 The Diversity and Inclusion Film Fest 2025 will be showing cinematic masterpieces like “FIRST NIGHT” by Rachel Elitzur…

2Kold’s Dungeon of Despair: Raleigh Singles Get Mugged by Cupid
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2Kold’s Dungeon of Despair: Raleigh Singles Get Mugged by Cupid

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 7, 2025

POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : RALEIGH,NC. EDITION is coming to “FRESH COLLECTIVE,” 1425 PROMISE BEACON CIR 111 RALEIGH,…

Zach Roerig’s Table Antics: A ‘Vampire Diaries’ Star Gets Down and Furniture-y
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Zach Roerig’s Table Antics: A ‘Vampire Diaries’ Star Gets Down and Furniture-y

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 7, 2025

Attention, Vampire Stalkers!🧛‍♂️ Zach Roerig will be gracing us with his presence on Saturday, Nov 8th (times vary). Prepare your…

Michael Malarkey’s Table Antics: A Saturday Disasterclass
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Michael Malarkey’s Table Antics: A Saturday Disasterclass

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 7, 2025

**Oh, wow, Michael Malarkey is blessing us with his presence on Saturday, Nov 8th!** Prepare to sell your kidney for…

Rikki Rockett’s “Rockett Mafia” (Yeah, We Don’t Know Either) Lands at Pavement Entertainment
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Rikki Rockett’s “Rockett Mafia” (Yeah, We Don’t Know Either) Lands at Pavement Entertainment

Chord F. DiscordNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Pavement Entertainment, known for its exquisite taste in… uh… “music,” has proudly announced the signing of THE ROCKETT MAFIA. Yes,…

ABFF Does ATL: Watch HBO Shorts or Whatever
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ABFF Does ATL: Watch HBO Shorts or Whatever

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The 2025 HBO Short Film Showcase is here! Prepare for cinematic masterpieces (or not) from the 29th American…

1st Annual “So Bad It’s Good” Film Fest
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1st Annual “So Bad It’s Good” Film Fest

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

OMG! AmAuteur Film Fest is here! 🙄 For outcasts, weirdos & tragically underestimated filmmakers. Prepare 4+ hrs of shorts in…

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