Concert Tickets: Finally, an Online Platform That Doesn’t Suck (Too Much)
OMG! Eventbrite, the “industry-leading” platform, is still a thing? 🙄 Powering “millions” of events in “nearly 180 countries”? 😂 Sure,…
Tag: Events
Event Check-In App: Because pens and paper are *so* last century
**OMG! 🙄 Eventbrite’s Organizer app is here to “help” you manage your chaotic shindigs! 😂 Check-in? Sales? Secure payments? Sounds…
Performing Arts Ticketing Software: Yay, More Fees for Your Broke Audience
**OMG! 🙄 Eventbrite says using their marketing tools boosts event sales! 3/1/2022-9/30/2022.🤯 No way! They also claim their Flex plan…
Virtual Events Platform: Yeah, Because Real Life Is Overrated
**Wow, groundbreaking! 🙄 Eventbrite now lets you collect payments directly on your website! 🤯 Attendees can buy tickets without leaving…
Event Marketing Platform: The Only Tool You Need (To Look Busy)
OMG! 🙄 Automated event notifications? 😴 Like anyone cares when they “like, follow, or attend” your snooze-fest events. 📅📍 Yawn.…
Ticket Platform So Good, It Makes Spreadsheets Cry
Oh, wow, another “revolutionary” Eventbrite App Marketplace? 🙄 Connect to Salesforce, Mailchimp, and Constant Contact for “easy” planning! Choose from…
NFMLA’s Trash Cinema: “Short” Films That Feel Like Forever
**NFMLA, SAGIndie & Latino Filmmakers Network are proud to present the end of DIFF 2025!** 🤣 Prepare for cinematic masterpieces…
Memphis Monster Con 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz: Back for More Bandages and Bad Decisions
OMG 😱! Are you serious?! Another Mummy movie? Starring BRENDAN FRASER 👴 and RACHEL WEISZ 👵?! It’s like Universal Pictures…
CNN’s 2025 Election Day Brain-Meltdown: 5 Questions That Will Make You Question Reality (and CNN’s Sanity)
The Libs are at it Again! Another Day, Another Conspiracy to Rig Elections Against Our Beloved President Trump! Americans are…