“MOMMA’S BOY” Red Carpet: Guaranteed to Make You Cringe
**OMG! 🙄 Red carpet for “Momma’s Boy” at Capri Theater? Seriously? 🤣 Get ready for the most thrilling event ever!…
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“Deadly Obsession 2”: More Like “Deadly Snoozefest 2” Premiere
Deadly Obsession 2 Red Carpet Premiere Join the RIDICULOUS premiere of Deadly Obsession 2 at the Hippodrome Theater! 🙄 Walk…
Chris Cooper’s Monologue About the History of Sound Film: Yawn
**OMG! The History of Sound premiere? 😴 More like the history of ZZZs! Plimoth Cinema is trolling us with a…
Chesapeake Bay: More Like “Chess-a-PEAK” Bay, amirite
**Press Play Chesapeake Bay 🎬: A “community-driven” (lol) 🤪 gathering for filmmakers, journalists, students (?), partners, and “creators” across the…
“Child Support 2: The Diaper Strikes Back” Premieres, Dads Everywhere Tremble
OMG! 🤩Mark your calendars!🗓️Sept 20, 2025, Norton Museum🏛️will premiere Child Support 2! 🎬Walk the red carpet, meet the cast (if…
House Music: From the Bedroom to the Boombox
**OMG! 🙄 “Move Ya Body: The Birth of House” (2025!) at Brower Park, Brooklyn Ave & Prospect Place, Brooklyn, NY…
“Once Upon No Time”
OMG! 🙄 Rooftop Films presents: There Was, There Was Not (94 mins!) and The Flowers Stand Silently, Witnessing (17 mins!)…
Game Devs of Color Expo 2025? More Like Game Devs of Beige, amirite? “Big” Direct Incoming (yawn)
Oh boy, another year, another Game Devs of Color Expo! 🎉 Is this thing still going? I mean, who knew…
CANDLEMASS Reunites With MESSIAH MARCOLIN After Two Decades Of Him Probably Just Forgetting The Way To The Stage
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE it! CANDLEMASS, those doom metal dinosaurs 🦖, actually managed to wheel out their *former* (and…
‘The Witcher’ Season 4: Henry Cavill’s Replacement Finally Gets a Premiere Date (Good Luck With That)
When The Witcher returns for its fourth season, things will look a little…dumber? 🤪 Most fundamentally, there’s a new Geralt of Rivia,…