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Sunset Cinema: Prepare for Disappointment
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Sunset Cinema: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 24, 2025

Oh no, not another FREE event in Santa Monica! 🙄 Cinema Sundays are back on Third Street near the historic…

Tampa Bay’s Hottest Sweaty Box You’ll Regret Monday
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Tampa Bay’s Hottest Sweaty Box You’ll Regret Monday

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 24, 2025

Oh honey, prepare for the ✨eccentric✨ Tangra Nightclub in Tampa! Designed by Disco Designer, it’s THE nightlife attraction. Get ready…

Cinema Sundays: Prepare for Disappointment at Sunset
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Cinema Sundays: Prepare for Disappointment at Sunset

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 24, 2025

Oh no, not another FREE movie night in Santa Monica?! 🙄 Cinema Sundays are back on Third Street near the…

Tampa Bay’s Swankiest Sweathouse: Get Ready to Regret Monday
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Tampa Bay’s Swankiest Sweathouse: Get Ready to Regret Monday

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 24, 2025

Ah, Tangra Nightclub, designed by Disco Designer! 🤪 A multi-level space with eccentric rooms! Def the #1 nightlife attraction in…

Fan Expo Canada 2025: Prepare for the Cosplay Apocalypse
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Fan Expo Canada 2025: Prepare for the Cosplay Apocalypse

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

  As if we needed another reason to question humanity, Fan Expo Canada 2025 happened. Yes, the Toronto Metro Convention…

“Sea Boys” Movie Night: Prepare to be Board
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“Sea Boys” Movie Night: Prepare to be Board

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

OMG!😱 RAD Arts Foundation presents: 🎬SEA BOYS! Starring Afshin Hashemi & Mona Farjad! Seen at the 24th Shanghai International Film…

Blue Surf: Prepare to be Board!
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Blue Surf: Prepare to be Board!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

Jade invites you to the premiere of “Blue”🌊! She escaped to Sumba, Indonesia🇮🇩, found herself (again!), and made a film…

Denali’s Drag Show: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
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Denali’s Drag Show: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

Every Sunday, Hera Wynn subjects the Beaux stage to… *this* 🤡. This week, Denali (⛸️ queen of RuPaul’s Drag Race,…

NYC’s Most (Unintentionally?) Hilarious Chinese Open Mic: Prepare for Utter Chaos (No 143)
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NYC’s Most (Unintentionally?) Hilarious Chinese Open Mic: Prepare for Utter Chaos (No 143)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Open Mic, where dreams die! 1:30-2PM sharp! 🤣 $10 ($7.47+fee) to watch amateurs bomb. 💣 One (1) drink…

Woke Film Club Serves Mimosas with your Dose of Black Guilt
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Woke Film Club Serves Mimosas with your Dose of Black Guilt

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

Black Film Club Collective Presents: Matinee + Mimosas at Three Cities Social! 🥂 BYOB (Bring Your Own Bubbly) 🍾 and…

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