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U MD Students Get Brainwashed By Indie Film Nonsense
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U MD Students Get Brainwashed By Indie Film Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

OMG! 🤩 Don’t miss **NEW WAVE** documentary at University of Maryland, Ulrich Recital Hall, Tawes Hall, Sept 21st @ 1PM!…

SABATON and POP EVIL Team Up to Bore North America in 2026 (Steel Wings Not Included)
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SABATON and POP EVIL Team Up to Bore North America in 2026 (Steel Wings Not Included)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Oh, sweet Odin’s beard! 🇸🇪⚔️ SABATON, those lovable Swedes who can’t stop singing about history even if their lives depended…

Dallas Desperate for Dates: Balloon Animals or Bust
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Dallas Desperate for Dates: Balloon Animals or Bust

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

Welcome to POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : DALLAS, TX. EDITION!🤡 Join us at 6400 MAPLE AVE UNIT 850…

The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense
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The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**Oh, the horror! 🤣** The Rocky Horror Picture Show at The Ritz, 🗓️Saturday, September 20th, 🕗8 PM. Sweet Translucent Dreams…

UrbanFest 360° Orlando: 2 Whole Days of Films—Call This Number!
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UrbanFest 360° Orlando: 2 Whole Days of Films—Call This Number!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! UrbanFest 360° Orlando Films, Beats, Bites! Film Festival is here!** 🤣 Get ready to waste a day at AFRO…

NYC K-Pop Kids Cult Gathering: Free Soda!
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NYC K-Pop Kids Cult Gathering: Free Soda!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Hobihearteu presents: K-Pop Demon Hunters Fan Experience! 🤣 Pop-up classes for kids & adults! $20 extra, 15 slots.…

Fashionistas? More Like Fashion-Fiascos
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Fashionistas? More Like Fashion-Fiascos

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! 😱 “Fashioners” premiere! Food, drinks & local storytelling! Co-Media💩original show🤮about fashion industry “shapers.” First victim: Atlas Handcrafted, a ✨fashionshow✨…

Laughs on the Lawn: A Night So Funny, Even Marjorie’s Statue Will Crack a Smile
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Laughs on the Lawn: A Night So Funny, Even Marjorie’s Statue Will Crack a Smile

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🤣 Laughs on the Lawn (LOL!) at Marjorie Park, Sept 20th, doors at 6:00 PM, show 7:00-9:00 PM. Prepare…

7th Taiwan Film Festival of Boston: You Call That a Movie
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7th Taiwan Film Festival of Boston: You Call That a Movie

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Save 18% (wow!) if you buy 3 tickets to “Family in Focus” or “New Taipei City Day.”** 9/19-20…

Jodie Mack: 16mm Film God or Just a Hipster with a Projector
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Jodie Mack: 16mm Film God or Just a Hipster with a Projector

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for Jodie Mack’s films on Sept 19th, 7 PM at Carnegie Museum of Art! 🤪 A “Joy”…

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