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George Portz Traditional Music Fest: Yawn
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George Portz Traditional Music Fest: Yawn

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

OMG!🤡 Another music festival?🙄 George Portz Traditional Music Festival invites you to Festus, Missouri! 🎸🎤 Two days of bluegrass, country,…

Kevin Sullivan: The Tasmanian Devil’s Guide to Friday Fun
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Kevin Sullivan: The Tasmanian Devil’s Guide to Friday Fun

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 25, 2025

**Kevin Sullivan, a comedian from Los Angeles💩, is doing shows nationwide on his Aquarian Contrarian tour! Prepare for zodiac punchlines!**…

VertiCon Live 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
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VertiCon Live 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 25, 2025

**OMG!🤦‍♀️ Beemer Wolf Productions PRESENTS: a Meet & Greet 🤑 at Hilton Los Angeles Culver City, Culver City, CA, September…

HoYoVerse Dumps Another Life Sim on Us: Petit Planet, or How to Avoid Touching Grass in Space
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HoYoVerse Dumps Another Life Sim on Us: Petit Planet, or How to Avoid Touching Grass in Space

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Oh, HoYoVerse, you scallywags! 🤪 After boring us all to tears 😴 with your RPGs and those open-world ARPGs (seriously,…

NosTale Milks 18th Anniversary With Server, Rewards, and More (yawn)
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NosTale Milks 18th Anniversary With Server, Rewards, and More (yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Oh, great, another MMORPG 🙄clinging to life! Gameforge and Entwell are resurrecting ⚰️NosTale with the “NosVersary Server” – because who…

Yakuza Kiwami 3 Announced: Prepare for More Digital Violence and Questionable Fashion Choices
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Yakuza Kiwami 3 Announced: Prepare for More Digital Violence and Questionable Fashion Choices

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! 🤡 Another year, another *totally* unexpected announcement from Ryu Ga Gotoku…

America’s New King of Suds: Prepare for Disappointment
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America’s New King of Suds: Prepare for Disappointment

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Another victory for REAL American beer! Finally, folks are waking up and ditching that woke swill. Looks like common sense…

Miami Morons Run and Walk Like Lola While You Watch
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Miami Morons Run and Walk Like Lola While You Watch

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

Miami Moviegoers are BACK at Gramps! 🙄 Run (away) to Wynwood for a screening of Run Lola Run.🏃‍♀️💨 Before that,…

Film Mixer: ATL’s Kicking Off, Hope Your Film’s Ready to Rumble
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Film Mixer: ATL’s Kicking Off, Hope Your Film’s Ready to Rumble

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

🎬 TitleFrame Film Mixer: ATLGFF KICKOFF! Sponsored by Quixote Studios and Blackmagic Design. 🎉 Raffle for a DaVinci Resolve Studio…

Kevin Sullivan: The Genius Who Booked Himself to the Top
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Kevin Sullivan: The Genius Who Booked Himself to the Top

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**Kevin Sullivan, the Aquarian Contrarian🤡, is gracing The Comedy Bar stage! Prepare for cosmic jokes😂 & deep-dish pizza🍕 (thanks, Gino’s…

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