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Get Drunk, Ruin a Canvas, and Annoy Tourists on the Sunset Strip
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Get Drunk, Ruin a Canvas, and Annoy Tourists on the Sunset Strip

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

WOW! ๐Ÿคฉ Get drunk, smoke ๐Ÿ’จ, and “paint” on the WORLD-FAMOUS SUNSET STRIP! ๐ŸŒ‡ One free drink! ๐Ÿท Or endless…

Sip ‘n’ Stroke on Sunset: Get Hammered & “Artistic” in Hollywood
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Sip ‘n’ Stroke on Sunset: Get Hammered & “Artistic” in Hollywood

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

Paint, smoke hookah & sip wine on the Sunset Strip! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ World-famous views included, maybe. Get a free drink or…

Sunset Strip: Where Art Meets Overpriced Drinks and Questionable Life Choices
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Sunset Strip: Where Art Meets Overpriced Drinks and Questionable Life Choices

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

Sip, puff, and paint on the SUNSET STRIP ๐ŸŒ‡! Unleash your inner Picasso (or not) while enjoying “amazing views.” Tickets…

Walt Disney World’s Groundbreaking Innovations: A Starlight Parade and a Pirate-Themed Bar
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Walt Disney World’s Groundbreaking Innovations: A Starlight Parade and a Pirate-Themed Bar

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups ๐Ÿ’…, because Walt Disney World decided to throw a party ๐ŸŽ‰ and invited CGM (whoever they…

Toxic Avenger Reboot: We’re So Sorry
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Toxic Avenger Reboot: We’re So Sorry

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿงช The Toxic Avenger (2025) premieres at The Emmaus Theatre, Friday, August 29, 7:30pm! Witness Peter Dinklage, Elijah Wood,…

Gamera: Giant Turtle Beats Godzilla (Again) at Fancy Theater
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Gamera: Giant Turtle Beats Godzilla (Again) at Fancy Theater

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

OMG! ๐ŸขSecret Movie Club presents “Gamera: Guardian of the Universe” on Sunday, August 31, 2025, at 10am! Million Dollar Theater,…

Oh great, What Band Band is gracing Piano Keys Lounge with their presence
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Oh great, What Band Band is gracing Piano Keys Lounge with their presence

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

๐ŸŽ‰ Labor Day Weekend Sunday Jam! ๐ŸŽ‰What Band๐Ÿ’ฉ performs LIVE at Piano Keys Restaurant & Lounge! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธSunday, August 31st, 6:00…

More Like More Than The Missteps Podcast Live
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More Like More Than The Missteps Podcast Live

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

Welcome to More Than The Masters Podcast Live!๐Ÿ™„ At Ikonz Sportsbar & Grill, August 31, 2025, 3:00 PM (Eastern Time)!๐Ÿคฏ…

Blockbuster Brews: Minecraft on Tap, Prepare for Pixelated Pint Nights
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Blockbuster Brews: Minecraft on Tap, Prepare for Pixelated Pint Nights

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

OMG! ๐ŸŽฎ Movie Night: Minecraft!๐Ÿ“ Lawless Brewing Co., North Hollywood, CA ๐Ÿ“… Sun, Aug 31, 7:30 PM. $10 to sit?…

Gamera 2: Attack of Legion or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Giant Space Bugs at the Million Dollar Theater
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Gamera 2: Attack of Legion or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Giant Space Bugs at the Million Dollar Theater

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

SECRET MOVIE CLUB presents: Gamera 2: Attack of Legion (dir by Shusuke Kaneko) at The Million Dollar Theater, 307 S…

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