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Tag: Events

Park Gets Lit, Literally
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Park Gets Lit, Literally

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

**8+ ppl are *interested*? ๐Ÿคฃ in *this*? OMG! “Notify me” for… tickets? ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ or *no* tickets? Heads up: info *might*…

Book Fair for People Who Still Read
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Book Fair for People Who Still Read

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Books and Brews Boston teams up with An Unlikely Story for a “grown up” book fair & swap!…

Trump’s gonna turn the White House into a Fight Club, LOL
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s gonna turn the White House into a Fight Club, LOL

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

CNN is reporting that the REAL President, Donald J. Trump, is planning a UFC fight at the White House to…

Explosions and Obesity on the Grass
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Explosions and Obesity on the Grass

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2025

**Fireworks & Food on the Lawn? More like Fireworks & Mild Discomfort! ๐Ÿคฃ Get ready to rumble on church property!**…

Seneca Lake Goes Boom
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Seneca Lake Goes Boom

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2025

**Ahoy, mateys!** ๐Ÿคช Get ready to NOT sail at Watkins Glen Harbor, Seneca Lake, 221 S Jackson St, Watkins Glen,…

Kaboom! America’s Birthday: Where Cars Die and Skies Explode
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Kaboom! America’s Birthday: Where Cars Die and Skies Explode

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for July 5, 2025! Independence Day Demolition Derby & Fireworks! ๐ŸŽ†Sponsored by Dolce Vita Pizzeria & Grill…

Lakefront Concert & FIREWORKS: Guaranteed to be LIT (literally, maybe)!
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Lakefront Concert & FIREWORKS: Guaranteed to be LIT (literally, maybe)!

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2025

**7+ people are *interested* in this event? ๐Ÿคฃ How about NO?** Click “Notify me” for tickets that might exist… or…

Shillington Explodes in Seidel Auto Group-Sponsored Blaze of Glory
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Shillington Explodes in Seidel Auto Group-Sponsored Blaze of Glory

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Prepare for the Greater Governor Mifflin League Community Days, peasants!** ๐Ÿ“ Location: 101 S Waverly St, Reading, PA…

Southeast Blows Up Sky, Hides From Climate Change
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Southeast Blows Up Sky, Hides From Climate Change

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Like, totally stay in the loop for updates! ๐Ÿ˜œ Never miss a thing! Are you interested? Click ‘Notify…

Daytona Beach: Get Ready for Events (If You Can Find Anything Worth Doing)
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Daytona Beach: Get Ready for Events (If You Can Find Anything Worth Doing)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2025

Daytona Beach ๐Ÿ–๏ธ, Florida, is SOOOO lit ๐Ÿ”ฅ! But fr, why are you even there? Anyway, they have events. Like,…

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