Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Live
    • Sport News
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • The Orange Oracle
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: Events

Live

Manhammer and Friends: A Bromance for the Ages (Hold the Barf Bags)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025
Live

Jonah’s New Movie Premiere: Free Food and Maybe He’ll Show Up

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025
Live

DMV Cruise-In: Where Dreams Go to Rust and You Can Finally Show Off That Beater

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025
Live

“Short Films: We Swear They’re Actually Short (Opening Night 2025 – Pray for Us)”

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025
Oh no, Killing Floor 3 got delayed and the community whined, so now it’s dropping on July 24th – get ready for more Zeds and disappointment! ðŸĪĄðŸŽ‰ðŸ§Ÿ
Breaking

Oh no, Killing Floor 3 got delayed and the community whined, so now it’s dropping on July 24th – get ready for more Zeds and disappointment! ðŸĪĄðŸŽ‰ðŸ§Ÿ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! ðŸ˜ą Tripwire Interactive, those lovable trolls, have finally decided when they’re unleashing *Killing Floor 3* upon us mere mortals!…

Desperate Singles Over 25 Trapped in Zoom Meeting
Live

Desperate Singles Over 25 Trapped in Zoom Meeting

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2025

Tired of your friend’s dating woes? 🙄 PreAndRae’s YouTube channel is here to help! They’re offering 10-15 min Zoom interviews,…

Oh great, another year of Disney Lorcana, are we sure this TCG isn’t just printing money and dreams ðŸ˜ī for the Mouse? 🐭ðŸ’ļ
Breaking

Oh great, another year of Disney Lorcana, are we sure this TCG isn’t just printing money and dreams ðŸ˜ī for the Mouse? 🐭ðŸ’ļ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

OMG, Ravensburger is STILL trying to make *Lorcana* happen? ðŸĪĢ You’d think after two whole years of overpriced cardboard and…

Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! ðŸĪŠðŸ’°ðŸŽ‰
Breaking

Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! ðŸĪŠðŸ’°ðŸŽ‰

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

OMG! Crunchyroll, the overlords of all things anime (except maybe that *other* site… you know the one 😉), have decided…

May the Fourth be with your rapidly emptying wallet as Disney+ unveils yet another “must-see” Star Wars spin-off you’ll forget by May the Fifth 🙄🚀ðŸ’ļ
Breaking

May the Fourth be with your rapidly emptying wallet as Disney+ unveils yet another “must-see” Star Wars spin-off you’ll forget by May the Fifth 🙄🚀ðŸ’ļ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Oh, boy, another May the Fourth? 🙄 As if we haven’t had enough of this “galaxy far, far away” nonsense…

HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! 🎃😂💀
Breaking

HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! 🎃😂💀

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Time to dust off your Jason Voorhees mask and practice your Wilhelm scream, folks! Screen Masters International, bless their little…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 290 291 292 Next

Latest posts

  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Mark Levin claims blue states are sabotaging citizens nationwide
  • Karmelo Anthony Not Getting Do-Over In Murder Case
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 22 2026
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 22 2026
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 22 2026

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
August 2026
S M T W T F S
 1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031  
« Jul    
Copyright ÂĐ 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.