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Erie County’s Viking Fest: Get Your Mead On, Nerds
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Erie County’s Viking Fest: Get Your Mead On, Nerds

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Erie County Viking Fest is happening Fri, 11 Jul, 2025, 2:00 PM – 11:00 PM at 16925 Parker…

Brain Freeze Fest: Free Ice Cream (If You Can Snatch It)
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Brain Freeze Fest: Free Ice Cream (If You Can Snatch It)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

**🍦ALERT!🍦Vancouver, WA is about to be HIT by the “Scooped” Ice Cream Armageddon! July 19 & 20, 2025, 11 AM…

River City YARRR-assment (Richmond, VA)
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River City YARRR-assment (Richmond, VA)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

**Ahoy, mateys! 🍻 Prepare to pillage the Richmond River City Pirate Ball!☠️ On July 19th, 2025, 6-11 PM, at the…

Girls’ Flag Football: More Like a Powderpuff Palooza
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Girls’ Flag Football: More Like a Powderpuff Palooza

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

Refunds? Nah! 😂 All sales are final for the Build the Bridge Girls Flag Football Showcase. No refunds for anything!…

Booze Cruise with Explosions
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Booze Cruise with Explosions

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

**Ahoy, mateys! ⛵️ Join the July 4th Boston Sailing & Firework Celebration!** Head to Winthrop for 3 hours of “unobstructed”…

Yinz Wanna Overpay for Rusty Junk? Pittsburgh Pickers Market is Back
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Yinz Wanna Overpay for Rusty Junk? Pittsburgh Pickers Market is Back

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Pittsburgh Pickers Vintage Market is back at The Highline this Summer! Prepare for local vintage goods, food/drink from…

Nerd Pilgrimage: Get Drunk & Yell About Dragons
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Nerd Pilgrimage: Get Drunk & Yell About Dragons

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

**OMG! 😱 The DRINKERS & DRAGONS Fantasy Bar Crawl in RICHMOND’s CARYTOWN on June 28, 2025, presented by www.AfterDarkRVA.com is…

Sneaker Ball: Where Fashion Dies Laughing
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Sneaker Ball: Where Fashion Dies Laughing

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 We Love To Give Sneaker Ball is June 28th 2025, 6pm-10pm at Knights Of Columbus, Glenside, PA. Dress…

Plant Rave: Groovy Green Spheres Get Schooled
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Plant Rave: Groovy Green Spheres Get Schooled

Chuck B. BallsyJune 27, 2025

Succulents, Tequila &Tacos?! 🌮🌵 For $79 you get 7-9 plants! Located at Tumwater Craft District Building. Balcony seats? Hope it…

W.A.S.P.’s Blackie Lawless Claims He’s Not Dead Yet, Ready to “Do What We Do,” Which Involves Leather Pants and Questionable Lyrics
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W.A.S.P.’s Blackie Lawless Claims He’s Not Dead Yet, Ready to “Do What We Do,” Which Involves Leather Pants and Questionable Lyrics

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

In a shocking turn of events, W.A.S.P. frontman Blackie Lawless, the guy who clearly invented metal 🤘, has been gracing…

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