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YupUp’s Spectacularly Average 4th of July Kids Fest at Big League Dreams
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YupUp’s Spectacularly Average 4th of July Kids Fest at Big League Dreams

Chuck B. BallsyJune 30, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The “ULTIMATE” 4th of July fest is at Big League Dreams, Manteca, CA. 🇺🇸 Starts at 3PM, fireworks…

Anime Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment—Netflix, MAPPA, and the Usual Suspects ATLUS/SEGA
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Anime Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment—Netflix, MAPPA, and the Usual Suspects ATLUS/SEGA

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🎉 The SPJA (whoever THEY are) finally dropped the Anime Expo 2025 schedule! Prepare…

Fairborn’s Corn Fest: Prepare for Ear-resistible Chaos
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Fairborn’s Corn Fest: Prepare for Ear-resistible Chaos

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh, honey, you wanna stay in the loop? 🙄 Click “Notify me” for ticket info… or not. Who cares? 🤷‍♀️…

Sistas Who Shine are hosting what now?
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Sistas Who Shine are hosting what now?

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

**Sistas Who Shine & Fay’s Flower Healing presents: Drowning in Debt & Delusion!** 🤣 Reclaim your “peace” in a backyard…

NYC, San Fran, and Other Woke Havens to Celebrate Rainbow Month with Parties and Performative Protests, Bless Their Hearts
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NYC, San Fran, and Other Woke Havens to Celebrate Rainbow Month with Parties and Performative Protests, Bless Their Hearts

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Ah, yes, it’s that time of year again when the alphabet people take over our streets with their rainbow-infused propaganda.…

Grand Central’s Vanderbilt Hall: Now with Extra Spice
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Grand Central’s Vanderbilt Hall: Now with Extra Spice

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄Salsa, Bachata, and Cha Cha at Grand Central Terminal, 89 E 42nd St, NYC? 🤣 In Vanderbilt Hall? 🤪…

Cherrybombs Car Show: Where Dreams Go to Die
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Cherrybombs Car Show: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Like, who even NEEDS tickets? 🎟️ Just click “Notify me” if you’re, like, *interested* or something. 🙄 As…

3M’s BDSM Breakfast Bonanza
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3M’s BDSM Breakfast Bonanza

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

**OMG! 3M Presents “Whips & Waffles”?!** 🧇 🐎 Tickets can be booked via a shady link. 🙄 11+ people are…

Karen Gets Fread, Pearls Clutch Themselves
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Karen Gets Fread, Pearls Clutch Themselves

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

OMG! 💅 Nurse Kim is hosting a LIVE event for all you LOVEYS on Sat, 26 Jul, 2025, from 03:00…

Erie County’s Viking Fest: Get Your Mead On, Nerds
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Erie County’s Viking Fest: Get Your Mead On, Nerds

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Erie County Viking Fest is happening Fri, 11 Jul, 2025, 2:00 PM – 11:00 PM at 16925 Parker…

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