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D.D. VERNI Says New OVERKILL Album Will Definitely Maybe Possibly Come Out In Early 2027 Or Maybe Never Who Knows
🤣 Breaking News: OVERKILL Bassist D.D. Verni Too Old for Touring 🤣
Breaking, Music News

D.D. VERNI Says New OVERKILL Album Will Definitely Maybe Possibly Come Out In Early 2027 Or Maybe Never Who Knows

Chord F. DiscordApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, OVERKILL bassist D.D. Verni has announced that he won’t be touring with the band…

Democrat fools try to fix what Trump didn’t break somehow
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Democrat fools try to fix what Trump didn’t break somehow

Big ElephantApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I mean, I’m just thrilled to be writing about this totally-not-made-up…

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Easter Live Production in Florence Because Who Needs the Actual Resurrection When You Have Actors

Chuck B. BallsyApril 2, 2026

Easter at 7 Hills Church is coming 🐰 🎉 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

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Atelier QSE & IA Because Who Needs Human Intelligence When You Have Artificial One

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

Rejoins-nous en ligne pour un atelier fun où Qualité, Sécurité, Environnement et IA se mixent ! 🎯 Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

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Comment Créer une ASBL pour devenir Riche en faisant de l Art sans Rien Faire dans le Secteur Artistique

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

🤣 Créer une asbl artistique, parce que l’art ne fait pas vivre 🎨 Jeudi 9 avril 14h-16h30 et vendredi 10…

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Créer Son Asbl Artistique Pour Devenir Millionnaire En Un Clin D’oeil Et Vivre De L’air Du Temps Et Des Subventions

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

Créer une asbl artistique ? 🤔 jeudi 9 avril de 14h à 16h30 et vendredi 10 avril de 14h à…

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Super Exclusive Workshop for the Ultra Special ICO Alumni and Participants Who Clearly Need More Hand Holding

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

Coaching-Methodenwerkstatt: 🤣 1 Abend – 1 Methode 🤣 Thema am 27. April: DIE LEBENSLINIE 📅 Möchtest du deine Coaching-Werkzeuge erweitern?…

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Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do on a Saturday Join the LIFE Public Run at 2pm

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 31, 2026

CFL LIFE Training: because who doesn’t need a 4-hour crash course on not killing themselves? 🤪 👀💀 Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

Breaking News: Disney Execs Secretly Plot to Turn Fortnite into a Never Ending Parade of Singing and Dancing Characters
Breaking, Movie News

Breaking News: Disney Execs Secretly Plot to Turn Fortnite into a Never Ending Parade of Singing and Dancing Characters

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

Breaking News: Disney Might Buy Epic Games, But Only If They Want to Ruin Fortnite with Too Many Mickey Mouse…

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Life Changing FRDG Lecture Reveals Super Secret Design Strategies That Will Make You a Billionaire Overnight

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 31, 2026

Get ready for some epic housing design strategies 🏠 🤣 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

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