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Easter Sunday Just Got Ruined with Bally Baby and Bigg Kutt 8 Live Performance

Chuck B. BallsyApril 3, 2026

Easter Sunday just got lit 🎉 Bally Baby and Bigg Kutt 8 LIVE – don’t miss 📅 Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Gathering of Goths and Nerds at Dark Force Fest 2026

Chuck B. BallsyApril 3, 2026

Let’s get weird 🎉 Dark Force Fest 2026 🤘 at Sheraton Parsippany, NJ, May 1st-3rd 📆 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

Oh Joy Another Season of Peaky Blinders Because You Clearly Havent Had Enough of Tom Hardy Looking Moody in a Newsboy Cap With a Brand New Star to Make You Forget About All the Other Stars Theyve Killed Off Already
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Oh Joy Another Season of Peaky Blinders Because You Clearly Havent Had Enough of Tom Hardy Looking Moody in a Newsboy Cap With a Brand New Star to Make You Forget About All the Other Stars Theyve Killed Off Already

FinnApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

The Peaky Blinders franchise is back, because you clearly didn’t get enough of it the first time around 🙄. Just…

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Elsewhere is Forcing You to Listen to Pearly Drops and Teather at Market Hotel

Chuck B. BallsyApril 2, 2026

Get ready for Pearly Drops @ Market Hotel in Bushwick on 04.02! 🎉 Tickets start at $22.50 • 7pm •…

D.D. VERNI Says New OVERKILL Album Will Definitely Maybe Possibly Come Out In Early 2027 Or Maybe Never Who Knows
🤣 Breaking News: OVERKILL Bassist D.D. Verni Too Old for Touring 🤣
Breaking, Music News

D.D. VERNI Says New OVERKILL Album Will Definitely Maybe Possibly Come Out In Early 2027 Or Maybe Never Who Knows

Chord F. DiscordApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, OVERKILL bassist D.D. Verni has announced that he won’t be touring with the band…

Democrat fools try to fix what Trump didn’t break somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrat fools try to fix what Trump didn’t break somehow

Big ElephantApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I mean, I’m just thrilled to be writing about this totally-not-made-up…

Events

Easter Live Production in Florence Because Who Needs the Actual Resurrection When You Have Actors

Chuck B. BallsyApril 2, 2026

Easter at 7 Hills Church is coming 🐰 🎉 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Events

Atelier QSE & IA Because Who Needs Human Intelligence When You Have Artificial One

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

Rejoins-nous en ligne pour un atelier fun où Qualité, Sécurité, Environnement et IA se mixent ! 🎯 Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

Events

Comment Créer une ASBL pour devenir Riche en faisant de l Art sans Rien Faire dans le Secteur Artistique

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

🤣 Créer une asbl artistique, parce que l’art ne fait pas vivre 🎨 Jeudi 9 avril 14h-16h30 et vendredi 10…

Events

Créer Son Asbl Artistique Pour Devenir Millionnaire En Un Clin D’oeil Et Vivre De L’air Du Temps Et Des Subventions

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

Créer une asbl artistique ? 🤔 jeudi 9 avril de 14h à 16h30 et vendredi 10 avril de 14h à…

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