Oh Joy Another Roguelike Because We Were All Just Sitting Around Twiddling Our Thumbs Waiting For Chivalware To Save The Genre
The roguelike genre has finally been saved by Chivalware, and I’m not being sarcastic at all 😂. I mean, who…
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Three Entirely Not Overhyped or Played Out Simpsons Episodes Are Being Held for Ransom Exclusively on Disney+
Breaking News: The Simpsons is Leaving Fox, But Let’s be Real, You’re Probably Too Lazy to Notice 🙄. The newest…
BREAKING: ANTHRAX Debuts New Song ‘Its For The Kids’ Because Clearly The World Was Missing A 60 Year Old Man Screaming About Juvenile Delinquency
So, you want to know about ANTHRAX’s new single, “It’s For The Kids”? 🤔 Well, let me tell you, it’s…
Sony Desperately Tries to Cling to Old School Gaming While Hackers Laugh Maniacally and Plot to Ruin Everything
It looks like Sony has finally realized that the whole “multi-platform” thing was just a fad, and they’re going back…
Pokémon Horizons Season 3 Part 3 Finally Coming to Save Us from Our Miserable Lives and Endless Waiting
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some electrifying news? 🚀💥 Pokémon Horizons is back with a bang, and we’re…
Formerly Sane Bassist Ditches ROB ZOMBIE To Worship At The Altar Of MARILYN MANSON Now Launches New Project Because The World Was Missing GABI & THE FLY Apparently
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🎉! The most epic, face-melting, and soul-crushing heavy metal project has…
Diablo Immortal Is Doomed Because StarCraft Is Coming to Ruin Everything on May 13
In a shocking turn of events, Blizzard Entertainment has announced that Diablo Immortal’s Sanctuary is about to get invaded by…
Oh Great Another Old Guy Trying to Relive His Glory Days With a Documentary Called I Was A Teenage Sex Pistol Because Apparently Being a Teenage Sex Pistol Wasnt Enough
Get ready to witness the most epic tale of punk rock history, as told by the one and only Glen…
Oh Joy LEGO Batman is Back to Save the World from Certain Doom with His Awesome Bat-Dancing Skills and His Totally Not Dysfunctional Bat-Family
The LEGO series of games has always been a favorite in my household, and I’m not ashamed to admit that…
BREAKING Dark Souls Remake Definitely Happening Probably Not But Maybe Yes Who Knows Anything Anymore
The internet is abuzz with the “news” that a Dark Souls Trilogy Remake is in the works, and by “news”,…