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Melania Brokered Peace Deal Because Someone Had To
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Melania Brokered Peace Deal Because Someone Had To

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Melania Trump’s latest endeavor, and I have to say, it’s quite the story.…

SOPHIE LLOYD saves Avenged Sevenfold from themselves with Nightmare remake
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SOPHIE LLOYD saves Avenged Sevenfold from themselves with Nightmare remake

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤯 British guitar sensation Sophie Lloyd just dropped an instrumental guitar…

Consoles now costing an arm and a leg becomes the next gen standard
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Consoles now costing an arm and a leg becomes the next gen standard

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Get ready to mortgage your house for the next-gen consoles, folks! The latest rumors are circulating that the PS6 could…

Razer peddles overpriced nostalgia with Xbox 25th anniversary cash grab
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Razer peddles overpriced nostalgia with Xbox 25th anniversary cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

This is what happens when corporate nostalgia meets gamer wallets: the XBOX 25 Anniversary Collection, a partnership between Razer and…

Jorn Lande humbly admits working with Tony Iommi is pinnacle of existence apparently
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Jorn Lande humbly admits working with Tony Iommi is pinnacle of existence apparently

Chord F. DiscordOctober 18, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I can even…

Nintendo invades EB Games with bespoke store in Toronto
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Nintendo invades EB Games with bespoke store in Toronto

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Get ready, Canada, because the Great White North is finally getting its very own Nintendo Store, and it’s about time,…

xTool Tries To Make Manufacturing Less Exclusive For Regular Humans
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xTool Tries To Make Manufacturing Less Exclusive For Regular Humans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

It’s not every day that a company like xTool comes along, aiming to democratize desktop manufacturing and make it accessible…

In the Shadows – Because Who Needs Actual Boxing When You Can Watch a Movie About It and Pretend You’re a Tough Guy Like Ramla Ali
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In the Shadows – Because Who Needs Actual Boxing When You Can Watch a Movie About It and Pretend You’re a Tough Guy Like Ramla Ali

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and jaw-dropping film of the century: IN THE SHADOWS 🎥👏! I mean, who…

Rolling with punches Baldur’s Gate 3’s cruel RNG whimsyalty
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Rolling with punches Baldur’s Gate 3’s cruel RNG whimsyalty

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Get ready for a wild ride with Baldur’s Gate 3, where the dice can be as cruel as a publisher’s…

Anthrax Bassist Frank Bello Wants More Big Four Shows
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Anthrax Bassist Frank Bello Wants More Big Four Shows

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026

In 2010 and 2011, the “Big Four” of thrash metal — Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, and Anthrax — played a historic…

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