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Trump’s Lawsuit Against Newspaper Gets The Old Heave Ho
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Trump’s Lawsuit Against Newspaper Gets The Old Heave Ho

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest lawsuit, and folks, it’s a doozy. An Iowa judge…

Obama Shrugs At Trump’s Media Ban Because Of Course
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Obama Shrugs At Trump’s Media Ban Because Of Course

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the White House, where President Donald Trump has decided…

CNN and friends demand White House access back
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN and friends demand White House access back

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has banned three news outlets – CNN, MS…

Trump Kicks Out News Outlets He Doesn’t Like Apparently
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Trump Kicks Out News Outlets He Doesn’t Like Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is claiming he’s “banning” CNN, MS NOW, and…

SPIN THE FAKE: Because Apparently We Need a Slot Machine to Read the News
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SPIN THE FAKE: Because Apparently We Need a Slot Machine to Read the News

FinnAugust 14, 2026

Fake news used to mean something relatively simple: stories that were deliberately fabricated and passed off as news. Then the…

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