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Tag: Falling In Reverse

Amorphis’s Santteri Kallio Thinks AI Music Videos Are the Future Because He’s Too Lazy to Hire a Director
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Amorphis’s Santteri Kallio Thinks AI Music Videos Are the Future Because He’s Too Lazy to Hire a Director

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Oh great, another day on the internet where we’re not just debating whether robots will replace us, but whether they’ll…

Sat Down, Cried: Ronnie Radke of Falling in Reverse to Compete for Grammy in “Best Toilet Whining” Category
🏆 "Best Whining 2026": Grammys Respond to Ronnie Radke by Creating Nomination for Offended Geniuses on Toilets
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Sat Down, Cried: Ronnie Radke of Falling in Reverse to Compete for Grammy in “Best Toilet Whining” Category

FinnNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

In a world where musical talent, it seems, has finally given way to the talent for producing viral content, the…

The Devil Wears Prada Drops New Song ‘Everybody Knows’ From ‘Flowers’ Album (Yeah, We Know, So Original)
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The Devil Wears Prada Drops New Song ‘Everybody Knows’ From ‘Flowers’ Album (Yeah, We Know, So Original)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA – The same band you vaguely remember from 2006 Myspace – Mike Hranica (screaming), Jeremy DePoyster…

Ice Nine Kills’ Spencer Charnas: We Succeeded When We Stopped Caring What You Plebs Thought
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Ice Nine Kills’ Spencer Charnas: We Succeeded When We Stopped Caring What You Plebs Thought

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

ICE NINE KILLS (more like ICE NINE CHILLS, amirite? 😂) frontman Spencer Charnas (who?) is gracing us with his presence…

🎤 Ronnie Radke: «Falling In Reverse Cancellation Is UK’s Biggest Tragedy Since Brexit!» 🇬🇧💔
Visa Drama! Ronnie Radke Denied Entry to UK – Calls It a «Global Catastrophe» 🌍🎸
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🎤 Ronnie Radke: «Falling In Reverse Cancellation Is UK’s Biggest Tragedy Since Brexit!» 🇬🇧💔

Chord F. DiscordDecember 9, 2024December 9, 2024

In a world where metalcore frontman Ronnie Radke compares himself to Taylor Swift and claims to single-handedly prop up Britain’s…

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