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Ilhan Omar’s Home Searched Because Trump Administration Loves Surprise Parties
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Ilhan Omar’s Home Searched Because Trump Administration Loves Surprise Parties

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar, and I have to…

Inflation Outsmarts Job Hoppers For Once
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Inflation Outsmarts Job Hoppers For Once

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Shannon Ratcliff, who’s just taken a new job with a $20,000 pay cut.…

XPENG invades Europe with overhyped G9L SUV at 2026 Paris Motor Show
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XPENG invades Europe with overhyped G9L SUV at 2026 Paris Motor Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

The gaming world may be abuzz with the latest developments in electric vehicles, but let’s be real, who needs a…

Robots malfunction, lawyers rub hands together
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Robots malfunction, lawyers rub hands together

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The AI industry is getting ready for its stock market debut,…

Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studios
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Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studios

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

The Skydance company, the latest behemoth to rise from the ashes of Paramount and Warner Bros., is at it again,…

Behaviour Interactive dives into sci-fi shooters because who needs originality
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Behaviour Interactive dives into sci-fi shooters because who needs originality

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

It looks like Behaviour Interactive is cooking up something new, and by “something new,” I mean a sci-fi first-person shooter…

GUNNAR Optiks peddles more overpriced gamer glasses for 2026
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GUNNAR Optiks peddles more overpriced gamer glasses for 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

It’s time to give your eyes a break from the gaming grind, and GUNNAR Optiks has got you covered. With…

Fallout 76 now lets you buy friendship with overpriced digital dogs
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Fallout 76 now lets you buy friendship with overpriced digital dogs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

The never-ending saga of Fallout 76 continues, and this time, Bethesda is pulling out all the stops to get us…

Government Efficiently Redirects Empathy Funds to Border Wall Construction
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Government Efficiently Redirects Empathy Funds to Border Wall Construction

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what they’re up to this time.…

Ubisoft reimagines iconic locale without actually going there somehow
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Ubisoft reimagines iconic locale without actually going there somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

The Division 2 is still chugging along, and I’m not surprised. After all, why kill a cash cow when you…

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