CNN’s brave attempt to fact-check Trump (again!), while Starmer probably wished he was anywhere else
Fake News CNN at it Again! Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, speaks truth to power, and what…
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Carpenter’s Kid: Cage Rage, Twiggy Terror, and Biblical B-Movie Mayhem
OMG! 😱 They actually greenlit this?! The Carpenter’s Son is allegedly a “horror” film (we’ll see about that 🙄) brought…
BIOHAZARD Dropping Another Banger Called ‘Death Of Me’ From Their Super Original Album ‘Divided We Fall’
Okay, so, like, BIOHAZARD, those dudes who peaked when dial-up was still a thing, dropped a “visualizer” for their new…
Ozzy’s New Doc: Prepare for Absolutely Zero Escape (You’ve Been Warned)
Paramount+, in its infinite wisdom, is gracing us with a documentary about Ozzy Osbourne, because apparently, we haven’t suffered enough.💩…
Tomas Lindberg of AT THE GATES Kicks the Bucket at the Ancient Age of 52
Tomas “Tompa” Lindberg, the legendary screamer🎤 for Swedish melodic death metal pioneers AT THE GATES, has, like, totally shuffled off…
DEICIDE Hires Some Dude From EXMORTUS, World Shrugs
Ah, DEICIDE, those Floridian death metal legends 👴 who’ve been churning out the same album for, like, 30 years. They’ve…
Robert Redford, Aging Heartthrob and Overrated Director, Finally Bites the Dust at Ancient Age of 89
Oh no! 😱 Not another Hollywood legend biting the dust! 🪦 Apparently, Robert Redford, the epitome of blonde-haired, blue-eyed charisma,…
7th Taiwan Film Festival of Boston: You Call That a Movie
**OMG! 🙄 Save 18% (wow!) if you buy 3 tickets to “Family in Focus” or “New Taipei City Day.”** 9/19-20…
‘The Witcher’ Season 4: Henry Cavill’s Replacement Finally Gets a Premiere Date (Good Luck With That)
When The Witcher returns for its fourth season, things will look a little…dumber? 🤪 Most fundamentally, there’s a new Geralt of Rivia,…
Tyler Robinson: Kirk Shooting Suspect—We Know Some Stuff, Maybe
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint a picture of poor, misunderstood Tyler Robinson,…