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College Student Gets ICE’d Mid-Thanksgiving: A Turkey of a Travel Story
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College Student Gets ICE’d Mid-Thanksgiving: A Turkey of a Travel Story

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Yet Another Democrat Sob Story: Illegal Alien Gets Deported While Trying to Skip Thanksgiving Dinner and Fly to Honduras CONCORD,…

Stardew Valley 1.7 Update: The Long-Awaited Revolution That Might Actually Happen This Time
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Stardew Valley 1.7 Update: The Long-Awaited Revolution That Might Actually Happen This Time

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🚨 BREAKING: Stardew Valley Update 1.7 Is Happening ‘Very Soon’™ — Creator Eric Barone Emerges From Pixelated Cave to Tease…

Riz Ahmed Plays Hamlet and Suddenly Everything Is Very Dramatic
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Riz Ahmed Plays Hamlet and Suddenly Everything Is Very Dramatic

FinnDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Riz Ahmed Just Murdered Shakespeare’s Ghost in the Most Expensive High School Drama Ever Filmed 🎭💀 In a…

Paramount’s New Deal to Warner Bros. Discovery: Larry Ellison Promises $40 Billion and a Free Trip to Mars
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Paramount’s New Deal to Warner Bros. Discovery: Larry Ellison Promises $40 Billion and a Free Trip to Mars

Big ElephantDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

What a Time to Be Alive: Larry Ellison Pledges His Entire Fortune to Save Hollywood from the Streaming Apocalypse In…

AGNOSTIC FRONT’s ROGER MIRET Ignores Critics Like His Neighbor’s BBQ Smoke—Just Pretends It Doesn’t Exist
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AGNOSTIC FRONT’s ROGER MIRET Ignores Critics Like His Neighbor’s BBQ Smoke—Just Pretends It Doesn’t Exist

Chord F. DiscordDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

🎸🔥 In a shocking turn of events that absolutely NO ONE saw coming (except literally everyone with ears), AGNOSTIC FRONT’s…

Greenland 2: Migration Gets a New Trailer… Because the First One Survived the Apocalypse
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Greenland 2: Migration Gets a New Trailer… Because the First One Survived the Apocalypse

FinnDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Earth Gets Divorce Papers From Its Own Atmosphere, Gerard Butler Says “Hold My Beer” 🍺🌍 In a shocking…

‘You can’t dispute ash’: Eaton Fire survivors battle the invisible damage (but at least the smoke is free aromatherapy)
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‘You can’t dispute ash’: Eaton Fire survivors battle the invisible damage (but at least the smoke is free aromatherapy)

Big ElephantDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

California’s ‘Green’ Disaster: Smoke-Stained Homes and a Power Company That Just Won’t Quit! In a stunning twist of environmental irony,…

Santa’s Last-Minute Panic Attack Service December 21
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Santa’s Last-Minute Panic Attack Service December 21

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🚨 BREAKING: Jesus drops in for a surprise midnight visit on DEC 21! 🎄✨ 🎉 “Home” services: heartfelt music, carols,…

Watch: JOHN BUSH Brings His ANTHRAX Celebration Show To St. Charles, Illinois (And No, It’s Not a Disease Outbreak)
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Watch: JOHN BUSH Brings His ANTHRAX Celebration Show To St. Charles, Illinois (And No, It’s Not a Disease Outbreak)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

When Metal Legends Decide to Reboot Their Greatest Hits Like a Nostalgia-Packed Netflix Series So there I was, minding my…

Roy Wood Jr. Explains Why You Shouldn’t Buy Electronics as a Gift Because Nothing Says ‘I Hate You’ Like a Receipt
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Roy Wood Jr. Explains Why You Shouldn’t Buy Electronics as a Gift Because Nothing Says ‘I Hate You’ Like a Receipt

Big ElephantDecember 20, 2025December 20, 2025

ROY WOOD JR. HALLOWEEN SPECIAL EXPOSES LIBERAL WAR ON CHRISTMAS GIFT-GIVING! In a shocking turn of events that only a…

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