RIP Mike Browning because you clearly wanted to read about another dead musician today
Oh no, the metal world is doomed… or at least that’s what I keep telling myself as I drown my…
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RuneScape dusts off player housing with fresh coat of monetization paint
It’s time to get this pixel party started, and what better way to do it than with a healthy dose…
MSI peddles adorably overpriced router for the perpetually paranoid gamer
In a world where our internet connection is more reliable than our significant others, it’s a wonder we still tolerate…
Graham’s Departure Sparks Thrilling Game of Musical Chairs in Washington
The death of Sen. Lindsey Graham and the long hospitalization of Sen. Mitch McConnell are reminders that time waits for…
Billionaires Forced to Buy Regular Homes Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The federal government is finally taking steps to limit large investors’…
Lindsey Graham’s Senate Career Ends Abruptly, Not a Moment Too Soon
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading the news, and I just saw that US Sen. Lindsey Graham, a Republican…
Teen Shooter Suddenly Remembers Lawyer’s Advice
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A teenager, Colt Gray, who opened fire at his Georgia high…
Teen Football Player Dies Somehow Still Not Enough To Stop Football
The story of Nolan Wells, a young man who went missing on a Fourth of July trip to Horn Island,…
Trump Tries To Delay Housing Bill But Oops It Passed Anyway
I’m reading this article about the 21st Century Road to Housing Act, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…
Hollywood Execs Still Clueless About Anything Before 2000 Apparently
We’re once again diving headfirst into the rabbit hole of nostalgia, because that’s what Hollywood does best. This time, we’re…