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Tag: Fascism

TOM MORELLO blesses us with album we didnt ask for
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TOM MORELLO blesses us with album we didnt ask for

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist and songwriter, has just announced his…

‘It’s not because we have bigger guns’: Minneapolis’ poet laureate reveals why ICE got its feelings hurt | CNN
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‘It’s not because we have bigger guns’: Minneapolis’ poet laureate reveals why ICE got its feelings hurt | CNN

Big ElephantJanuary 31, 2026January 31, 2026

Minneapolis Just Showed Trump What Real Resistance Looks Like Well, well, well, looks like the liberal snowflakes in Minneapolis just…

SKILLET’s JOHN COOPER: ‘I Believed God Was Calling Me To Play Music’
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SKILLET’s JOHN COOPER: ‘I Believed God Was Calling Me To Play Music’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

When Heavy Metal Met Jesus: John Cooper’s Wild Journey From Mom’s Deathbed Prophecies to Rocking the Devil’s Favorite Genre 🤘😇…

Roy Wood Jr. Explains Why You Shouldn’t Buy Electronics as a Gift Because Nothing Says ‘I Hate You’ Like a Receipt
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Roy Wood Jr. Explains Why You Shouldn’t Buy Electronics as a Gift Because Nothing Says ‘I Hate You’ Like a Receipt

Big ElephantDecember 20, 2025December 20, 2025

ROY WOOD JR. HALLOWEEN SPECIAL EXPOSES LIBERAL WAR ON CHRISTMAS GIFT-GIVING! In a shocking turn of events that only a…

Prophecy Productions: Chronicles of Moral Decay, or How a German “Cult” Label Became a Safe Space for Z-Patriots
A Handshake with the Devil: Inside Prophecy's Dirty Deal with Pro-Putin Scum
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Prophecy Productions: Chronicles of Moral Decay, or How a German “Cult” Label Became a Safe Space for Z-Patriots

FinnDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Once upon a time, “Prophecy Productions” was a seal of quality. It was a name that stood for aesthetics, atmosphere,…

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