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Tag: Fashion

Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? 🎀πŸ₯΄
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Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? 🎀πŸ₯΄

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Oh, honey, bless Katy Perry’s heart. πŸ’– It seems April is just *determined* to be her nemesis. First, she decides…

Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About πŸ™„πŸΏπŸŽ¬.
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Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About πŸ™„πŸΏπŸŽ¬.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

Oh. My. Glob. πŸ™„ Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has deigned to announce the official air date…

Oops!…She’s STILL At It: Britney’s “Oops!…I Did It Again” Gets Dragged Out for Another 25 Years πŸ™„πŸ’Ώβœ¨
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Oops!…She’s STILL At It: Britney’s “Oops!…I Did It Again” Gets Dragged Out for Another 25 Years πŸ™„πŸ’Ώβœ¨

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

OMG! 😱 You guys are NOT going to BELIEVE this! They’re milking Britney’s “Oops!… I Did It Again” for all…

So, Head from Korn wants the youths to ditch the mosh pit for a one-on-one with JC himself πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚πŸ™?
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So, Head from Korn wants the youths to ditch the mosh pit for a one-on-one with JC himself πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚πŸ™?

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

Oh sweet baby Jesus, another washed-up rockstar finds religion! πŸ™„ Brian “Head” Welch, formerly of the oh-so-edgy KORN, sat down…

J.Lo’s Skintight Catsuit: Is She a Barbie or a Bratwurst? 🀣πŸ”₯➑️
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J.Lo’s Skintight Catsuit: Is She a Barbie or a Bratwurst? 🀣πŸ”₯➑️

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 19, 2025April 20, 2025

Oh. My. God. Jennifer Lopez, she of the eternally youthful glow (and suspiciously tight outfits), decided that the high-octane roar…

🚨🚜 BREAKING: Kanye West Launches Chad Kroeger-Branded Excavators!
WTF?! Kanye Just Put Chad Kroeger’s Face on an Excavator – and Nickelback is NOT OKAY 😳🎸
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🚨🚜 BREAKING: Kanye West Launches Chad Kroeger-Branded Excavators!

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 12, 2025February 12, 2025

Los Angeles – πŸ’₯ Kanye West’s Yeezy.com online store was shut down over his controversial swastika T-shirts βŒπŸ‘•, but the…

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