Alice Cooper, a Hall of Fame? More Like Hall of Lame
Alice Cooper, the guy who makes a living pretending to be scary, is apparently getting inducted into the Radio Hall…
Tag: Features
Oasis Milks (What’s The Story) Morning Glory? for 30th Anniversary Cash Grab
Oasis, those purveyors of slightly-above-average Britpop, have announced details of deluxe formats of (What’s The Story) Morning Glory? to celebrate the album…
Wolfie’s New Album: So Fresh, It’s Basically Still in Diapers
In a riveting exposé with Ronni Hunter from the intellectual powerhouse known as 99.7 The Blitz, Wolfgang Van Halen, the…
THREE DAYS GRACE’s ‘I Hate Everything About You’ Gets Streamed A Billion Times By People Who Clearly Have No Taste
THREE DAYS GRACE, those purveyors of fine Canadian cheese 🧀, have apparently stumbled into the Spotify “Billions Club” because, let’s…
ROYALE LYNN Drops ‘WTCH’ Music Video and a ‘Black Magic’ Album – Because We Needed More Magic
Okay, so Nashville “rocker” 🙄 (air quotes, people!) Royale Lynn, bless her heart, has unleashed her new auditory assault, “Black…
AC/DC Kicks Off Geriatric Summer Tour in Prague, Czech President Spotted Napping in Crowd
So, the geriatric rockers AC/DC, bless their cotton socks, 👵👴 allegedly “kicked off” their European “Power Up” tour in Prague…
Kenny Thomas Dusts Off the Mic for “Unstoppable”: Prepare for Mildly Resistable
Multi-platinum selling British soul singer Kenny Thomas, who? 🤣, has released a brand new single Shout Out, the latest taken…
D:Ream to unleash sonic catastrophe, Do It Anyway
D:Ream announce return with new album Do It Anyway. Yes, THAT D:Ream. The ones who peaked in the 90s and…
Leaderboards: Cuz Gamers Need More Reasons to Rage Quit
Leaderboards? Oh honey, those relics from the 80s👾? Still clinging to life like a desperate gamer to their Doritos-dusted keyboard.…
Invincible VS Preview: Finally, Some Good Effing Gore
Good news, everyone! 🎉 It’s got the ultra-violence and the celebrity voice actors! I was worried they’d tone it down…