Scott Ian’s Jackson Guitar: Now in a Color That Might Actually Hide the Dents
Oh look, another guitar! 🙄 Apparently, Jackson, bless their corporate hearts, decided that what the world REALLY needed was ANOTHER…
Tag: Features
BET Awards 2025: Still Trying to Snag a Ticket, Huh
**OMG! 🙄 BET Experience: Buju Banton (who?) kicks things off WED, June 5 at the Hollywood Palladium. Roots Picnic (still…
Suzanne Vega’s Near-Death Experience (From Boredom, Probably) Almost Scuttled Festival
🚨BREAKING: Suzanne Vega, bless her heart, almost canceled Glastonbury ’89 because of a STALKER! Apparently, someone wasn’t a fan of…
Harley Flanagan and the missus yammer ’bout rabbit food and a movie nobody asked for 🥕🎬🙄
Oh, sweet lord, another washed-up hardcore dude trying to stay relevant. 🙄 Harley Flanagan, the human embodiment of a mid-life…
Oh GREAT, Amy Lee (of EVANESCENCE, duh) and HALSEY Team Up for Ballerina Movie Song No One Asked For
OMG! 😱 Amy Lee from EVANESCENCE, yes, the “Bring Me to Life” band that your mom still listens to, has…
TURNSTILE Announces a 14-Song Visual Album So Groundbreaking, It’ll Premiere at TRIBECA in 2025, Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Already 🤪🎬🎶
OMG! 😱 Your favorite band, TURNSTILE (you KNOW, the ones your little brother won’t stop playing?), just announced “Turnstile: Never…
Is Halsey FINALLY Trying to Sound Edgy by Begging Amy Lee for a Feature? 🙄🎤🎸
OMG, is Halsey, queen of strategically placed glitter and vaguely angsty lyrics, about to collab with Amy Lee, the patron…
Prepare to have your wallets and free time vaporized in Fortnite’s “Biggest Star Wars Collaboration Ever” starting May 2🙄💸✨
OMG! 😱 Epic Games is apparently unleashing a “torrent” of info about their next *Fortnite* collab with *Star Wars*. Get…
So, UX keeps ’em hooked, huh? 🙄 Let’s dissect why gamers are gluttons for punishment and keep hitting that “play” button! 🎮😂
Okay, gamers, gather ’round, because we’re about to dissect the *deeply* fascinating world of game UX. And by “deeply fascinating,”…
How to Adult: A Hilariously Inaccurate Guide to Pretending You Know What You’re Doing (Spoiler Alert: You Don’t) 😂🤷♀️🔥
Oh, HONEY, A24 just dropped a trailer for Ari Aster’s “Eddington,” and it’s like, SO deep and meaningful. I mean,…