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GODSMACK Appears To 700,000 People At Poland’s POL’AND’ROCK FESTIVAL
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GODSMACK Appears To 700,000 People At Poland’s POL’AND’ROCK FESTIVAL

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that GODSMACK headlined the 32nd…

Ancient Nu Metal Dudes Drowning Pool And Saliva Reunite To Confuse Millennials
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Ancient Nu Metal Dudes Drowning Pool And Saliva Reunite To Confuse Millennials

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for a blast from the past? 🤯 Because I’m not sure if I am.…

Yob at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
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Yob at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 31, 2026

Doom metal band from Eugene, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Oh Joy Another Movie Where Alexander Skarsgård Gets to Run Around Half Naked as a Wicker Man
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Oh Joy Another Movie Where Alexander Skarsgård Gets to Run Around Half Naked as a Wicker Man

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie trailer of the year? 🤣…

Galvanist at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
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Galvanist at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026

Experimental Doom/Death Metal from Bozeman, Montana Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

SubRosa at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
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SubRosa at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026

Doom sludge metal from Salt Lake City, Utah Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Phobophilic at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
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Phobophilic at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026

Death Metal from Fargo, North Dakota Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Borknagar at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
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Borknagar at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026

Norwegian progressive metal from Bergen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Old Man Gloom at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
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Old Man Gloom at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026

Sludge Metal, Ambient/Noise from Santa Fe, New Mexico Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Sigh at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
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Sigh at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026

Avant-garde metal from Japan Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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