EIFF 2026 Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Just Watch a Stationary Arrow for 2 Hours Straight
The 79th Edinburgh International Film Festival has kicked off, and I’m thrilled to report that it’s been a wild ride…
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Ozzfest 2027 somehow still happening with one day of tolerable music
In a shocking turn of events, Jack Osbourne, the son of the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne, has confirmed…
Floor Jansen Butchers Metallica Classic With Bunch Of Sailors
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen just performed with the Marine Band Of…
Overhyped Movies Overpriced Popcorn and a Whole Lot of Pretentious Film Critics at TIFF 2026
And, honestly, who isn’t excited? I mean, it’s not like we have anything better to do than watch a bunch…
Anneke Van Giersbergen Still Milking 30 Year Old Album Because You People Won’t Let It Die
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia?! 🙄 Anneke Van Giersbergen, the legendary vocalist of THE GATHERING, is…
Wednesday 13 teams up with John 5 because his solo career was going so well
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just got word that Wednesday 13 is teaming…
Abbath Throws Epic Tantrum Cuts Show After 2 Whole Minutes Of Tolerating Humans
Oh no, the apocalypse has finally arrived: Abbath’s concert lasted a whole 2 minutes 🤯! I mean, who needs a…
DOM LAWSON has a heart attack because metal isn’t loud enough apparently his heart needed more motivation
Oh no, the metal world is shaken to its core: Dom Lawson, the renowned UK metal journalist, has suffered a…
Grand Jury Gives Ex-Cop Plotting Attack a Free Get Out Jail Card
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former law enforcement officer, Christopher Gillum, was accused of planning…
WOLF Still Exists Somehow Announces New Album Hour Of The Wolf
OH NO, THE WOLF IS COMING! 🐺💥 Swedish traditional metallers WOLF are releasing their tenth studio album, “Hour Of The…