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Taylor Momsen Saves Music From Certain Doom By Refusing AI Help
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Taylor Momsen Saves Music From Certain Doom By Refusing AI Help

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh no, the music industry is doomed… or not. Taylor Momsen, the fearless frontwoman of THE PRETTY RECKLESS, has spoken…

Shatner Conquers Riot Fest With Eardrum Shattering Awfulness
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Shatner Conquers Riot Fest With Eardrum Shattering Awfulness

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…

Industry Veteran Marko Djurdjevic Tries to Salvage ORKEN with 30 Years of Knowhow
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Industry Veteran Marko Djurdjevic Tries to Salvage ORKEN with 30 Years of Knowhow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Get ready for a triple threat of creativity as Marko Djurdjevic brings his brainchild, ORKEN, to Lucca Comics & Games…

NEVERMORE reunites for one song and suddenly everyone cares about metal again
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NEVERMORE reunites for one song and suddenly everyone cares about metal again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 NEVERMORE is back, and they’re not just phoning it…

DORO drops obligatory uplifting single because your aunt needs new music for her book club
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DORO drops obligatory uplifting single because your aunt needs new music for her book club

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Wow, just what we’ve all been waiting for – more Doro Pesch music! 🤩 I mean, who doesn’t need a…

Peter Frampton gets meaningless award to bolster his Etsy sales
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Peter Frampton gets meaningless award to bolster his Etsy sales

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Peter Frampton, the legendary guitarist and all-around rock god,…

In the Shadows – Because Who Needs Actual Boxing When You Can Watch a Movie About It and Pretend You’re a Tough Guy Like Ramla Ali
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In the Shadows – Because Who Needs Actual Boxing When You Can Watch a Movie About It and Pretend You’re a Tough Guy Like Ramla Ali

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and jaw-dropping film of the century: IN THE SHADOWS 🎥👏! I mean, who…

Marty Friedman StillMilking Megadeth Nostalgia In 2023
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Marty Friedman StillMilking Megadeth Nostalgia In 2023

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip from the metal world? 🤯 I just can’t even handle…

Heidi Shepherd Loses Bestie Of 20 Years But Gains Solo Spotlight
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Heidi Shepherd Loses Bestie Of 20 Years But Gains Solo Spotlight

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: BUTCHER BABIES’ Heidi Shepherd is still coping with the loss of her BFF and…

Mortal Sin to bless us with stale greatest hits and live albums because clearly thats what the world needed
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Mortal Sin to bless us with stale greatest hits and live albums because clearly thats what the world needed

Chord F. DiscordOctober 11, 2026October 11, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Australian thrash metal pioneers MORTAL SIN have announced their return to the stage after…

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