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Tag: Film

Disney Ditches Power Rangers Reboot Because Obvious Cash Grab Didnt Work
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Disney Ditches Power Rangers Reboot Because Obvious Cash Grab Didnt Work

FinnAugust 14, 2026August 23, 2026

It’s not morphin’ time, folks. At least, not yet. A planned Power Rangers reboot that was in the works at…

Beyond the Spider-Verse Leaks Online Because Security Clearly Wasn’t a Priority
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Beyond the Spider-Verse Leaks Online Because Security Clearly Wasn’t a Priority

FinnAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Sony is still trying to contain the leak of a four-minute clip from Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse, the third film…

Another Reboot No One Asked For Hits Streaming Soon Apparently
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Another Reboot No One Asked For Hits Streaming Soon Apparently

FinnAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Hulu’s latest release is a new cut of the 2008 X-Files movie, titled The X-Files: I Want to Believe –…

Because What The World Needed Was Cartoon Carnage
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Because What The World Needed Was Cartoon Carnage

FinnAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Get ready for the (animated) Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Because what the world really needed was another iteration of a…

Spider-Man: Brand New Day somehow still making money for Disney
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day somehow still making money for Disney

FinnAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Spider-Man: Brand New Day has officially become the seventh film in history to gross over $700 million at the U.S.…

Looney Tunes RebootMachine Churns Out Another Soulless Cash Grab
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Looney Tunes RebootMachine Churns Out Another Soulless Cash Grab

FinnAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

The latest attempt to revive a beloved franchise has finally hit theaters, because of course it has. Coyote vs. Acme…

Barbie 2 probably wont happen because miracles do occur in Hollywood sometimes
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Barbie 2 probably wont happen because miracles do occur in Hollywood sometimes

FinnAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

It’s official: the Barbie sequel that was all but guaranteed after the first film’s massive $1.4 billion haul in 2023…

Netflix Recycles Wonka IP Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Overrated
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Netflix Recycles Wonka IP Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Overrated

FinnAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Netflix is bringing a new animated Willy Wonka movie to theaters in 2027, because what the world really needed was…

WOLF Still Exists Somehow Announces New Album Hour Of The Wolf
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WOLF Still Exists Somehow Announces New Album Hour Of The Wolf

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

OH NO, THE WOLF IS COMING! 🐺💥 Swedish traditional metallers WOLF are releasing their tenth studio album, “Hour Of The…

Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again
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Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another deluxe edition, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Giorgio Moroder,…

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