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More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently
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More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently

FinnJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Ah, August. The month where Hollywood used to dump all its unwanted trash, hoping to avoid the shame of releasing…

Deadpool resurrected again to milk franchise cash cow once more
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Deadpool resurrected again to milk franchise cash cow once more

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Because the world was just missing one thing: more Deadpool. Actor/director Ryan Reynolds, the king of breaking the fourth wall,…

Because We Needed Another Spiderman Movie Reminding Us Of Better Ones
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Because We Needed Another Spiderman Movie Reminding Us Of Better Ones

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

The trailer for Spider-Man: Brand New Day has arrived, and it’s a strangely nostalgic affair. The preview’s opening minute is…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More RoboCop
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More RoboCop

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Amazon Prime Video is reviving the RoboCop franchise with an eight-part TV series, because what the world really needed was…

Oh Joy Another Generic Horror Movie from Some Guy Named Federico Zampaglione That Will Probably Give You a Few Jump Scares and a Lifetime Supply of Nightmares
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Oh Joy Another Generic Horror Movie from Some Guy Named Federico Zampaglione That Will Probably Give You a Few Jump Scares and a Lifetime Supply of Nightmares

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously spooky stuff? 🎃👻 Because I’ve got the scoop on the most…

Ryan Reynolds Forced to Make Another Deadpool Because Studios Have No Ideas
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Ryan Reynolds Forced to Make Another Deadpool Because Studios Have No Ideas

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Ryan Reynolds has confirmed that another Deadpool movie is in the works, because of course it is. The news comes…

Point Break is Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn to Surf or Rob Banks the First Time Around
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Point Break is Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn to Surf or Rob Banks the First Time Around

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally tubular news? 🏄‍♂️🎥 Point Break, the most righteous action thriller of…

Oh Joy Another Horror Movie to Give You Nightmares and a Reason to Sleep with the Lights On Hellcat – Prepare to Have Your Brain Scrambled by the Most Confusing Trailer Ever
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Oh Joy Another Horror Movie to Give You Nightmares and a Reason to Sleep with the Lights On Hellcat – Prepare to Have Your Brain Scrambled by the Most Confusing Trailer Ever

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 Hellcat, the latest horror movie, is coming to a digital platform…

Another soulless sequel gets its obligatory fanboy freakout moment
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Another soulless sequel gets its obligatory fanboy freakout moment

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

The wait is over, and the anticipation has been palpable. The first full trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has finally dropped,…

The Scout – Get Ready for the Most Mind Blowing Drama of the Century That Will Change Your Life Forever from the Visionary Mastermind Paula González-Nasser
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The Scout – Get Ready for the Most Mind Blowing Drama of the Century That Will Change Your Life Forever from the Visionary Mastermind Paula González-Nasser

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most exciting thing you’ve ever heard? 🤩There’s a new movie coming out…

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