Ozzy Still Alive Somehow In New Sabbath Concert Film
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Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul
In a move that will surely thrill fans of endless scrolling and protagonists with convenient skills, Netflix has announced a…
Nathan Fielder’s You Can See Everything Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy Content in Your Life Yet
Breaking News: Elizabeth Holmes, the infamous Silicon Valley founder, has invited a film crew to document her every move, because…
Another True Crime Adaptation Because Original Ideas Are Dead
The latest autopsy of Hollywood’s addiction to sensationalism has arrived, and it’s a real treat. The new film Primetime takes…
Silent Hill reboot gets Resident Evil producer to redo the horror
Get ready for another potential trainwreck in the world of video game adaptations, folks. Roy Lee, the producer behind the…
Oh Joy Another Super Original Movie from Martin McDonagh Called Wild Horse Nine Because That Title Wasn’t Already Taken by a Bad 80s Music Video
The most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring movie trailer of the century has finally been released, and I’m not even being…
Oh Great Another Genius Movie from Brad Bird That Will Probably Win All the Awards
The most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring movie trailer has finally dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic (okay, maybe a…
Because You Clearly Want More of the Same Old Franchises on Streaming This Weekend
New movies are coming to streaming this week, because of course they are. It’s not like the Content Mines have…
Netflix Scraps Originality Again With Animated Ray Gunn Sci-Fi Noir Rehash
In a move that’s equal parts surprising and intriguing, acclaimed director Brad Bird has passed on helming the next installment…
Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Completely Out of Nowhere Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The news about Hayden Panettiere’s passing is just tragic. According to…