Beyond the Spider-Verse Leaks Online Because Security Clearly Wasn’t a Priority
Sony is still trying to contain the leak of a four-minute clip from Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse, the third film…
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Another Reboot No One Asked For Hits Streaming Soon Apparently
Hulu’s latest release is a new cut of the 2008 X-Files movie, titled The X-Files: I Want to Believe –…
Because What The World Needed Was Cartoon Carnage
Get ready for the (animated) Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Because what the world really needed was another iteration of a…
Spider-Man: Brand New Day somehow still making money for Disney
Spider-Man: Brand New Day has officially become the seventh film in history to gross over $700 million at the U.S.…
Looney Tunes RebootMachine Churns Out Another Soulless Cash Grab
The latest attempt to revive a beloved franchise has finally hit theaters, because of course it has. Coyote vs. Acme…
Barbie 2 probably wont happen because miracles do occur in Hollywood sometimes
It’s official: the Barbie sequel that was all but guaranteed after the first film’s massive $1.4 billion haul in 2023…
Netflix Recycles Wonka IP Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Overrated
Netflix is bringing a new animated Willy Wonka movie to theaters in 2027, because what the world really needed was…
WOLF Still Exists Somehow Announces New Album Hour Of The Wolf
OH NO, THE WOLF IS COMING! 🐺💥 Swedish traditional metallers WOLF are releasing their tenth studio album, “Hour Of The…
Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again
Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another deluxe edition, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Giorgio Moroder,…
Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval
Nick Fury’s iconic speech about bringing together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more…