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Tag: Fortnite

Fortnite Blitz Royale: Finally, a Battle Royale for Gamers with ZERO Patience
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Fortnite Blitz Royale: Finally, a Battle Royale for Gamers with ZERO Patience

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Oh, honey, bless your heart, Epic Games and Fortnite are trying *so* hard with Fortnite Blitz Royale, their new “fast-paced”…

LEGO Fortnite Expeditions: 4 Players Enter, Only the Lag Survives
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LEGO Fortnite Expeditions: 4 Players Enter, Only the Lag Survives

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, great, another collab no one asked for! 🙄 Epic Games, those masterminds of originality, are back at it again,…

Fortnite x The Simpsons: Prepare for Peak Gaming Stupidity
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Fortnite x The Simpsons: Prepare for Peak Gaming Stupidity

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, sweet RNGesus, another crossover? 🙄 Apparently, according to some “leakers” (aka basement dwellers with too much time on their…

Seagate Drops a 4TB Storage Expansion Card for Xbox Series X|S Owners Who Hate Money
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Seagate Drops a 4TB Storage Expansion Card for Xbox Series X|S Owners Who Hate Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful gaming gods! 🙏 Seagate, bless their cotton socks, has bestowed upon us, the unwashed masses of Xbox…

State of Unreal 2025: Fortnite’s Dumb AI Move Lets Players Craft Annoying AI NPCs
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State of Unreal 2025: Fortnite’s Dumb AI Move Lets Players Craft Annoying AI NPCs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what Epic Games is doing to Fortnite now! 🤯 They’re resurrecting dead actors with AI…

People Can’t Fly Studio More Like People Can’t Keep Their Jobs Studio After Double Project Faceplant
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People Can’t Fly Studio More Like People Can’t Keep Their Jobs Studio After Double Project Faceplant

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Oh, sweet nectar of schadenfreude! 😈 People Can Fly, the studio that brought you such bangers as… uh… Gears of…

TopMod Gaming: Shooters – Git Gud or Get Gone
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TopMod Gaming: Shooters – Git Gud or Get Gone

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**TopMod!** 🤡 Where gamers UNITE (and lag)! At Regal Essex Crossing, Manhattan, NY! Workshops? Challenges? More like EPIC FAILS! 🤣…

Game Con Canada 2025: A Totally Legit Guide to Avoid FOMO (and Maybe See a C-List Celeb or Two)!
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Game Con Canada 2025: A Totally Legit Guide to Avoid FOMO (and Maybe See a C-List Celeb or Two)!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🥳 Game Con Canada 2025 is ONLY TWO WEEKS AWAY! 🗓️ That’s right, folks,…

Online Gaming: A Playground for Future Felons
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Online Gaming: A Playground for Future Felons

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

Alright gamers, gather ’round because we’re about to dive headfirst into the totally not-scary world of online gaming for kids!…

EA Desperately Tries to Resurrect Another Corpse: Battlefront 2 Devs Beg for Second Chance at Ruining Star Wars
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EA Desperately Tries to Resurrect Another Corpse: Battlefront 2 Devs Beg for Second Chance at Ruining Star Wars

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

Okay, so apparently some dude who used to push pixels for Star Wars Battlefront 2 wants to “get the band…

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