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Nintendo Unleashes September 2026 Deluge of Remakes and Dollar Signs
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Nintendo Unleashes September 2026 Deluge of Remakes and Dollar Signs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Nintendo Direct was back with a vengeance this week, showering us with a plethora of announcements that will keep our…

Fox News Silences MAGA Voices Again Because That’s Totally Not Their Thing
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Fox News Silences MAGA Voices Again Because That’s Totally Not Their Thing

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between Fox News and the Trump White House, and…

GOP’s Anti-Socialism Message Gets Trumped By Trump’s Socialism
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GOP’s Anti-Socialism Message Gets Trumped By Trump’s Socialism

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

The Republican-controlled House last week adopted a resolution denouncing socialism “in all its forms,” but it seems like the Trump…

California Governor Hopefuls to Argue on CNN Soon
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California Governor Hopefuls to Argue on CNN Soon

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming California gubernatorial debate, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…

Stryper Blesses Us With Another Power Ballad To Fall Asleep To
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Stryper Blesses Us With Another Power Ballad To Fall Asleep To

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤩 Christian metal pioneers STRYPER just dropped a brand new song,…

Fox Rewards Loyalty with Pink Slip Apparently
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Fox Rewards Loyalty with Pink Slip Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Maria Bartiromo, a big name at…

Nintendo doubles down on info dumps with two Directs in one glorious week
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Nintendo doubles down on info dumps with two Directs in one glorious week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

Nintendo is finally blessing us with not one, but two Nintendo Directs, because who doesn’t love a good helping of…

Fox Suddenly Discovers Integrity, Drops Bartiromo
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Fox Suddenly Discovers Integrity, Drops Bartiromo

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Maria Bartiromo’s sudden departure from Fox News, and I’ve got to say,…

Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career
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Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

This Texas Senate race is getting more dramatic by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the…

Trump Midterms Ads Somehow All About Trump
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Trump Midterms Ads Somehow All About Trump

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s new ad campaign, and I have to say, it’s quite…

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