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Trump Still Obsessed With Communism Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Still Obsessed With Communism Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

So, I was reading this article on CNN, sipping my coffee, and I just about spit it out when I…

Danny Elfman saves rock music with upcoming tour apparently nobody asked for
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Danny Elfman saves rock music with upcoming tour apparently nobody asked for

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Oh boy, oh boy! Get ready for the most epic tour of 2026, folks! 🀩 Danny Elfman, the mastermind behind…

You Won’t Believe Who’s Getting Soaked $800 Daily
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe Who’s Getting Soaked $800 Daily

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has declined to intervene in a case where…

US Suddenly Loves Soccer Now That We’re Winning
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Suddenly Loves Soccer Now That We’re Winning

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the World Cup, and I’ve got to say, the numbers are…

Bodom Reunion Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs More Power Chords
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Bodom Reunion Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs More Power Chords

Chord F. DiscordJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Get ready for a serious dose of Finnish metal, because CHILDREN OF BODOM is back… kind of. The band will…

You Guys Still Confused About America
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Guys Still Confused About America

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Gallup poll, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen
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Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat πŸΏπŸ‘€! Fox Corp. just announced that it’s buying out Roku for…

MAGA Elite Donate Big, Expecting Favors from Trump
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

MAGA Elite Donate Big, Expecting Favors from Trump

Big ElephantJune 5, 2026June 5, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

Fake news ABC whines about Trump’s FCC crushing liberal broadcast thugs
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news ABC whines about Trump’s FCC crushing liberal broadcast thugs

Big ElephantMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and…

Three Entirely Not Overhyped or Played Out Simpsons Episodes Are Being Held for Ransom Exclusively on Disney+
Breaking, Movie News

Three Entirely Not Overhyped or Played Out Simpsons Episodes Are Being Held for Ransom Exclusively on Disney+

FinnMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Breaking News: The Simpsons is Leaving Fox, But Let’s be Real, You’re Probably Too Lazy to Notice πŸ™„. The newest…

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