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Trump Finds New Scapegoat in French Riots
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Finds New Scapegoat in French Riots

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump is at it again, using footage of violent…

Trump’s White House Hits New Low with Katie Zacharia Fiasco Somehow
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Trump’s White House Hits New Low with Katie Zacharia Fiasco Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Katie Zacharia’s stint as White House press secretary was a wild…

Trump Begs Someone to Take the Job Already
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Trump Begs Someone to Take the Job Already

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama in the White House, and I just can’t…

Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos
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Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first week as the new White House press secretary, and let…

New Press Secretary Fails Bar Exam But Plays One Online
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New Press Secretary Fails Bar Exam But Plays One Online

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about Katie Zacharia, the new White House press secretary, and I have…

Trump Already Tired Of New Press Secretary Apparently
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Trump Already Tired Of New Press Secretary Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first press briefing as the new White House press secretary,…

New Press Secretary Brings Wealth of Conspiracy Theories to Briefings
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New Press Secretary Brings Wealth of Conspiracy Theories to Briefings

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Katie Zacharia, the incoming White House press secretary, has been making…

Trump Makes Friends With Russia Over Diesel Because That’s Totally Normal
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Trump Makes Friends With Russia Over Diesel Because That’s Totally Normal

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s diesel deal with Russian leader Vladimir Putin…

Trump Promotes Unknown To Speak For Him
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Trump Promotes Unknown To Speak For Him

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the White House, and folks, it looks like President…

Republicans Still Refusing to Play Nice with Democrats Apparently
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Republicans Still Refusing to Play Nice with Democrats Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats’ path to the Senate majority is improving, and recent…

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