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Diablo 30th Anniversary Spotlight: Warlock Class Finally Arrives to Ruin Your Build—Again!
The Warlock Has Arrived: Diablo's 30th Birthday Bash Brings More Demons Than Your Ex's Group Chat
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Diablo 30th Anniversary Spotlight: Warlock Class Finally Arrives to Ruin Your Build—Again!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Well, well, well… Diablo just turned 30, and instead of buying it a nice bottle of whiskey, Blizzard decided to…

Starship Troopers: Ultimate Bug War! Hands-On Preview — When the Only Good Bug Is a Squishy One!
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Starship Troopers: Ultimate Bug War! Hands-On Preview — When the Only Good Bug Is a Squishy One!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Apparently, the Starship Troopers franchise is complicated. It’s an over-the-top, tongue-in-cheek action series about fascist space marines exploding bugs. One…

Brendan Fraser’s Mummy Makeover: Finally, a Mummy Who Knows How to Mummy
OMG, IT'S HAPPENING — AND WE'RE ALL DYING TO SEE IT (OR AT LEAST PRETENDING TO)
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Brendan Fraser’s Mummy Makeover: Finally, a Mummy Who Knows How to Mummy

FinnFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

Holy bandages, Batman! The Mummy franchise is clawing its way out of the tomb once again, and this time it’s…

‘Friday the 13th’ Movies Slashing Back to Theaters on Friday the 13th Because Why Not?
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‘Friday the 13th’ Movies Slashing Back to Theaters on Friday the 13th Because Why Not?

FinnFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

Oh look, it’s been so long since Jason Voorhees graced our screens that the last Friday the 13th reboot is…

Sophie Turner Channels Her Inner Tomb Raider In Hilariously Gritty New Set Snaps
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Sophie Turner Channels Her Inner Tomb Raider In Hilariously Gritty New Set Snaps

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

Oh look, another attempt at resurrecting Lara Croft for the small screen—because Hollywood apparently hasn’t gotten the memo that video…

LEGO Unleashes KPop Demon Hunters: Prepare for Dance-Offs with Satan
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LEGO Unleashes KPop Demon Hunters: Prepare for Dance-Offs with Satan

FinnFebruary 8, 2026February 8, 2026

This is not a drill, KPop Demon Hunters fans: LEGO has announced a brand new collaboration with the smash hit…

Baldur’s Gate 3: Because Apparently Turning a Game Into a Show Is the Only Way to Make Players Stop Arguing About Romance Options
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Baldur’s Gate 3: Because Apparently Turning a Game Into a Show Is the Only Way to Make Players Stop Arguing About Romance Options

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Oh look, another video game is being adapted into a TV show because apparently we don’t have enough of those…

Craig Mazin Plotting to Ruin Your Favorite RPG with Baldur’s Gate 3 TV Show
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Craig Mazin Plotting to Ruin Your Favorite RPG with Baldur’s Gate 3 TV Show

FinnFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Attention all you nerds with your fancy dice and character sheets, HBO has heard your desperate pleas and is finally…

Horizon Hunters Gathering: 3 Pals, 1 Universe, All the Chaos
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Horizon Hunters Gathering: 3 Pals, 1 Universe, All the Chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Oh boy, another game announcement from the PlayStation universe, and this time it’s not just another single-player snooze fest—it’s Horizon…

Pokémon Throws a 30th Birthday Bash, Crashes Super Bowl Like a Mewtwo at a Magikarp Convention
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Pokémon Throws a 30th Birthday Bash, Crashes Super Bowl Like a Mewtwo at a Magikarp Convention

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

Oh, look! Pikachu’s finally ready for his Super Bowl debut—better late than never, right? Pokémon is turning 30, and instead…

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