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Ubisoft reimagines iconic locale without actually going there somehow
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Ubisoft reimagines iconic locale without actually going there somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

The Division 2 is still chugging along, and I’m not surprised. After all, why kill a cash cow when you…

Tobias Forge Saves Horror Genre With 3 Minute VHS Clip
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Tobias Forge Saves Horror Genre With 3 Minute VHS Clip

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some found-footage horror? 🙄 I mean, who isn’t, right? 😒 The official trailer…

Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul
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Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

In a move that will surely thrill fans of endless scrolling and protagonists with convenient skills, Netflix has announced a…

Because You Clearly Weren’t Sick of Avengers Endgame Already
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Because You Clearly Weren’t Sick of Avengers Endgame Already

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

The wait is finally over, and by “finally over,” I mean it’s been a few years since the last Avengers…

Silent Hill reboot gets Resident Evil producer to redo the horror
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Silent Hill reboot gets Resident Evil producer to redo the horror

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Get ready for another potential trainwreck in the world of video game adaptations, folks. Roy Lee, the producer behind the…

Netflix Scraps Originality Again With Animated Ray Gunn Sci-Fi Noir Rehash
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Netflix Scraps Originality Again With Animated Ray Gunn Sci-Fi Noir Rehash

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

In a move that’s equal parts surprising and intriguing, acclaimed director Brad Bird has passed on helming the next installment…

Vince Gilligan gambles on Pluribus as his magnum opus
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Vince Gilligan gambles on Pluribus as his magnum opus

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

As I sit here, basking in the glory of my gaming throne, I am reminded of the genius of Vince…

Paramount Pays to Make Warner Bros Lawsuit Disappear Like Their Creativity
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Paramount Pays to Make Warner Bros Lawsuit Disappear Like Their Creativity

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

The never-ending saga of Hollywood mergers has taken another twist, as the lawsuit brought by 12 states, including California, to…

PUBG Mobile Sells Out to One-Punch Man Crossover Cash Grab
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PUBG Mobile Sells Out to One-Punch Man Crossover Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

PUBG Mobile has just announced a new collaboration with the anime series One-Punch Man, because what’s a better way to…

Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently
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Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel, The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, is coming to Netflix, because…

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