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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Consolidation Of Film Culture
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Consolidation Of Film Culture

FinnJuly 12, 2026

The rumors have been circulating for months, and now it’s official: Letterboxd, the social media app and website that has…

Because You Needed Another Warframe Clone Obviously Coming Soon
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Because You Needed Another Warframe Clone Obviously Coming Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Digital Extremes kicked off the second day of TennoCon 2026 with…

Disney’s Latest Soulless Cash Grab Underperforms At The Box Office Somehow
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Disney’s Latest Soulless Cash Grab Underperforms At The Box Office Somehow

FinnJuly 12, 2026July 12, 2026

We have our answer to the question of how far the live-action remake of Moana would go. And that answer…

Warframe Gets Yet Another Overhaul Because Why Not
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Warframe Gets Yet Another Overhaul Because Why Not

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Digital Extremes has announced a brand new solar system for Warframe…

Alienware peddles overpriced monitors to nostalgic gamers again
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Alienware peddles overpriced monitors to nostalgic gamers again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Alienware and Dell are celebrating their 30th anniversary with a new…

Hollywood Studios Churn Out Films to Cling to Precious IPs Again
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Hollywood Studios Churn Out Films to Cling to Precious IPs Again

FinnJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Ever wondered why some movie studios keep pumping out films in long-running series, or constantly rebooting already existing stories and…

Naruto Live Action Movie Because That Will Definitely End Well
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Naruto Live Action Movie Because That Will Definitely End Well

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t adapted enough anime into live-action movies yet, Lionsgate has decided to launch a global casting call…

Riot Mashes Up More IPs Because Originality is Overrated Now
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Riot Mashes Up More IPs Because Originality is Overrated Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Riot Games has decided to bless us with Convergence Fest, because apparently we haven’t had enough League of Legends spin-offs…

Id Software had genius ideas before corporate geniuses laid them off obviously
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Id Software had genius ideas before corporate geniuses laid them off obviously

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, id Software was working on some new projects before the latest…

Missing person case becomes conveniently timed video game plot twist somehow
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Missing person case becomes conveniently timed video game plot twist somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Oh joy, another investigative game to add to the never-ending pile of “find the missing person” titles, because apparently, we…

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