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Guillermo Del Toro Throws Shade at AI Art, Declares War on Robots in Hollywood
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Guillermo Del Toro Throws Shade at AI Art, Declares War on Robots in Hollywood

FinnDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Guillermo del Toro, the cinematic genius (or so he thinks 🙄), took a break from patting himself on the back…

New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)
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New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)

FinnNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Another weekend, another excuse to avoid sunlight and human interaction! 🥳 Gather ’round, fellow couch potatoes, as we unveil the…

Monsters & Cult Classics: Prepare for Brain-Melting Horrorthon Movie Mayhem
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Monsters & Cult Classics: Prepare for Brain-Melting Horrorthon Movie Mayhem

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Join the “Monsters vs Cult Classic Horrorthon Marathon”!** Dracula (1931) at 7:30 PM? 🧛‍♂️ Seriously? Followed by Frankenstein…

Guillermo Del Toro Resurrects Old News: ‘Frankenstein’ Trailer Finally Drops (Yawn)
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Guillermo Del Toro Resurrects Old News: ‘Frankenstein’ Trailer Finally Drops (Yawn)

FinnOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Guillermo del Toro, that dude who’s obsessed with monsters and creepy stuff, is FINALLY making his Frankenstein movie!…

OMG! Suzie Toot (From That Drag Show) Is Coming to Big Top Sundays!
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OMG! Suzie Toot (From That Drag Show) Is Coming to Big Top Sundays!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

Castro’s drag show presents Suzie Toot from RuPaul’s Drag Race 💅.Hera Wynn hosts Rica Shay, Sally Limon, and Lisa Frankenstein!💃🕺…

Matt Cameron Reminds Us He’s Still Milking Soundgarden’s Final Recordings With Chris Cornell For All They’re Worth
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Matt Cameron Reminds Us He’s Still Milking Soundgarden’s Final Recordings With Chris Cornell For All They’re Worth

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Lyndsey Parker of Gold Derby and Lyndsanity! with Lyndsey Parker (who even knew that was…

Popscene: Neo Yawn
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Popscene: Neo Yawn

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

🤡 Ah, Kedar Massenburg, the President of Motown Records from 1997 to 2004, a true maestro of making a “splash.”…

Coco: Cry Your Eyes Out in Public
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Coco: Cry Your Eyes Out in Public

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

Movie starts at sunset (7:30 pm)🤣. _Coco_ for the terminally hip. Yerba Buena Gardens is calling! Pack a picnic basket…

Gamescom 2025: Vampire: The Masquerade — Bloodlines 2 Gameplay: Still Not a Complete Disaster, Surprisingly
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Gamescom 2025: Vampire: The Masquerade — Bloodlines 2 Gameplay: Still Not a Complete Disaster, Surprisingly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

OMG 😱, has it REALLY been “forever” since we saw Vampire: The Masquerade — Bloodlines 2? Like, I’m pretty sure…

EIFF 2025: Dead Lover – More Fun Than an Actual Funeral, Apparently
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EIFF 2025: Dead Lover – More Fun Than an Actual Funeral, Apparently

FinnAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Ah, “Dead Lover,” another gem 💎 from the Midnight Madness collection, or as I like to call it, the “What…

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