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GOP Rep Chuck Edwards Gets Official Slap for Creepy Behavior Allegations
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GOP Rep Chuck Edwards Gets Official Slap for Creepy Behavior Allegations

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest drama on Capitol Hill. It seems GOP Rep. Chuck Edwards…

Brann Dailor wastes everyone’s time explaining Mastodon album title again
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Brann Dailor wastes everyone’s time explaining Mastodon album title again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some feels? 🤯 MASTODON’s Brann Dailor just opened up about the title of…

Because What The World Needed Was A Hooters Movie To Complete Humanity
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Because What The World Needed Was A Hooters Movie To Complete Humanity

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 29, 2026

Because the world was just missing a cinematic retelling of the founding of a breastaurant chain, the founding partners of…

Because You Clearly Needed Another Toy Story
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Because You Clearly Needed Another Toy Story

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Disney+ is getting a new addition to its vast library of content, because what’s a streaming platform without a little…

Pantera gets to open for Metallica because legacy acts need paychecks too
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Pantera gets to open for Metallica because legacy acts need paychecks too

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 28, 2026

Wow, just what we’ve all been waiting for – more news about PANTERA’s never-ending tour with METALLICA. I mean, who…

GOP Rep Claims Friendship Isn’t Flirting Apparently
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GOP Rep Claims Friendship Isn’t Flirting Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Republican Rep. Chuck Edwards, who’s in a bit of hot water. Apparently,…

Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson Are Basically The Same Person So Of Course They Play Brothers In Their New Show Because Obvious Casting Choices Are The Best
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Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson Are Basically The Same Person So Of Course They Play Brothers In Their New Show Because Obvious Casting Choices Are The Best

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

The most epic news ever! 🤩 Apple TV has just dropped the trailer for “Brothers,” a comedy series that’s basically…

Lime is taking over 7UP because why not
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Lime is taking over 7UP because why not

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about 7UP changing its taste for the first time in 15 years, and I…

US Stocks Up on Cheap Yen Like It’s Black Friday
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US Stocks Up on Cheap Yen Like It’s Black Friday

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US buying Japanese yen for the first time in over a…

Obama Lawyer Regrets Epstein Connection Bigly
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Obama Lawyer Regrets Epstein Connection Bigly

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kathy Ruemmler, the former Obama White House counsel who’s in hot water…

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