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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Glee
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Glee

FinnOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Congratulations, Gleeks, your favorite show is back, because Hollywood’s annual Nostalgia Harvest is in full swing. Disney+ and Hulu have…

Kitty’s Cash Grab Island Getaway Now Open For Business
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Kitty’s Cash Grab Island Getaway Now Open For Business

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

Get ready for the most adorable update to hit the gaming world: Hello Kitty Island Adventure’s “Welcome Home” update is…

Zuckerberg Masterfully Sucks Up To Trump On AI
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Zuckerberg Masterfully Sucks Up To Trump On AI

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Mark Zuckerberg is having a moment in Washington,…

Fallout 76 now lets you buy friendship with overpriced digital dogs
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Fallout 76 now lets you buy friendship with overpriced digital dogs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

The never-ending saga of Fallout 76 continues, and this time, Bethesda is pulling out all the stops to get us…

Oh joy, U2’s back, because we all needed another encore
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Oh joy, U2’s back, because we all needed another encore

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

U2, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, has announced their first album of new material in nine years, Carnaval…

Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban
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Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press corps, and folks,…

Persona Turns 30: Three Decades of Demon Wrangling and Timeless Teen Angst
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Persona Turns 30: Three Decades of Demon Wrangling and Timeless Teen Angst

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Happy 30th birthday to the Persona series, a franchise that has managed to captivate audiences with its unique blend of…

Sydney Sweeney ad sparks outrage because of course it does in 2023 Hollywood
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Sydney Sweeney ad sparks outrage because of course it does in 2023 Hollywood

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Another day, another controversy in the world of Hollywood advertising. This time, it’s Sydney Sweeney at the center of the…

Trump Spares Ireland’s Booze Because Priorities
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Trump Spares Ireland’s Booze Because Priorities

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donald Trump is in Ireland, and he’s making headlines by…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Point Break
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Point Break

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

AMC has given the green light to a new television series based on the 1991 movie Point Break, because what…

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