OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!
Oh, no! 😱 The robots are taking over! 🤖 More than half of Japanese game companies are apparently now slaves…
Tag: FromSoftware
Gamescom ONL 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity!
Alright, gamers, gather ’round and prepare to be mildly amused by the sheer spectacle of gamescom ONL 2025, where the…
Elden Ring Nightreign’s Duo Expeditions: Now Delayed Because Mother Nature Decided to Rage Quit
OMG! 😱 FromSoftware DELAYS Elden Ring Nightreign Duo Expeditions Because the Ocean Decided to Throw a Tantrum! 🌊 Like, Seriously?…
Elden Ring Nightreign: Now You Can Die With a Buddy in NEW Duo Expeditions Mode
Finally! After what felt like eons of cryptic teases and empty promises, FromSoftware has graced us, the unworthy masses, with…
Sony Buys a Measly 2.5% of Bandai Namco, Declares Victory in Anime Monopoly
OMG! 😱 Sony, those sneaky corporate overlords, are at it AGAIN! 😈 They’ve just bought a measly 2.5% stake in…
OMG! FromSoftware’s Cooking Up Another Multiplatform Mystery Meat, Prepare for Elden Ring 2.0: Now With 100% More Rolling
OMG! 😱 FromSoftware, those sneaky geniuses, are apparently cooking up ANOTHER game! 🤫 Like, seriously, haven’t they heard of taking…
Elden Ring: Nightreign’s Post-Launch Bosses Arrived to Ruin Your Life
Alright, listen up, you glorious Tarnished noobs! Elden Ring: Nightreign has been out for a whopping three weeks, and FromSoftware…
Lies of P: Git Gud or Get Rekt DLC Incoming, Says “Totally Unbiased” Overture
Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let’s talk about the dumpster fire 🔥 that is Lies of P: Overture. Neowiz, bless…
Elden Ring Movie: Because the Game Wasn’t Confusing Enough
Oh, great, another video game movie. 🙄 Because Hollywood hasn’t butchered enough beloved franchises already. Apparently, A24 thinks they can…
OH GREAT ANOTHER ELDEN RING ADAPTATION, BECAUSE WE NEEDED MORE PAIN
OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 The geniuses at A24, the studio that brought you such cinematic masterpieces as… uh… *checks notes*……