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Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin Star in Greenland 2: Migration? Oh, the Humanity
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Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin Star in Greenland 2: Migration? Oh, the Humanity

FinnNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Oh, look, another disaster movie starring Gerard Butler! ๐Ÿ™„ Because apparently, the world hasn’t suffered enough in real life, so…

The Original Black Party Battle of the Fur Edition 2025: Prepare for Pelt Pandemonium
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The Original Black Party Battle of the Fur Edition 2025: Prepare for Pelt Pandemonium

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

**Oh honey, The Original Black Party 2024 at Preva Nightclub in Redford, MI? ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for a night of “unforgettable”…

DEATH ANGEL Drops New Single ‘Wrath (Bring Fire)’ – Is It Hot or Just Lukewarm
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DEATH ANGEL Drops New Single ‘Wrath (Bring Fire)’ – Is It Hot or Just Lukewarm

Chord F. DiscordNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Wow, hold onto your dentures, folks!๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ด The geriatrics of thrash metal, DEATH ANGEL, bless their ancient souls, have finally cranked…

Top 10 Ways to Traumatize Yourself for Fun & Profit
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Top 10 Ways to Traumatize Yourself for Fun & Profit

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**TOTAL ๐Ÿคช GROTESQUE ๐Ÿคฎ LIVE – A “Horror” ๐Ÿคก Immersive Experience! Step into a gore-geous world of Top 10 Horror…

Whaleback’s 2025 GBA Film Fest: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Whaleback’s 2025 GBA Film Fest: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

2025 GBA Film Fest at Whaleback Film Fest at Whaleback Mountain! Prepare for films, views, & vibes. ๐Ÿ™„For film buffs…

Park After Dark: An Exclusive Gathering for Geriatrics Who Refuse to Act Their Age
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Park After Dark: An Exclusive Gathering for Geriatrics Who Refuse to Act Their Age

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ‘ป OMG! Tukwila Family Fun Center & Bullwinkle’s Restaurant, October 31, 2025, 7:00 PM! Park After Dark 21+ VIP event!…

Park After Dark: A Sophisticated Soiree for Geriatrics (21+ Only, No Exceptions)
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Park After Dark: A Sophisticated Soiree for Geriatrics (21+ Only, No Exceptions)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Tukwila Family Fun Center & Bullwinkle’s Restaurant, Oct 31, 2025, 7:00 PM! ๐Ÿคฎ 21+ VIP Private Event!๐Ÿ˜ฑ Pizza…

Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)
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Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)

FinnOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

๐Ÿ‘‚Psst!๐Ÿ‘‚ Did you peasants actually strain your๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚ to the very end of that โœจgloriousโœจScream 7 trailer? I bet you didn’t.…

Whaleback’s 2025 GBA Film Fest: Prepare for Blubbering
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Whaleback’s 2025 GBA Film Fest: Prepare for Blubbering

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

2025 GBA Film Fest at Whaleback ๐Ÿคช. Prepare for films, views, and vibes. A day for buffs and fun-seekers! Enjoy…

Sophie Grey, the “Rising Star,” Blesses the Stage with the Undeniably Legendary Trevor Horn
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Sophie Grey, the “Rising Star,” Blesses the Stage with the Undeniably Legendary Trevor Horn

Chord F. DiscordOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG , get ready to clutch your pearls! Rising star  Sophie Grey. (yes, the period is part of her name, deal with…

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