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Trump doxes lawmaker in thrilling Daylight Saving Time drama
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Trump doxes lawmaker in thrilling Daylight Saving Time drama

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest social media rant, and I have to say,…

Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment
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Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 3, 2026October 3, 2026

The Hello Neighbor franchise has been a wild ride, and I’m not just talking about the games themselves. From humble…

AI brings fake news to campaign ads with impressive realism somehow
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AI brings fake news to campaign ads with impressive realism somehow

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the world of politics has gone crazy, with…

Dexter Resurrection Season 2 Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson from Watching the First Season
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Dexter Resurrection Season 2 Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson from Watching the First Season

FinnOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Get ready for the most epic season of Dexter: Resurrection yet! Or, you know, just get ready for some more…

Trump Offers Exclusive Dinner To Whoever Can Tolerate Him Longest
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Trump Offers Exclusive Dinner To Whoever Can Tolerate Him Longest

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest venture, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Trump Lovingly Roasts Paxton as Total Pain
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Trump Lovingly Roasts Paxton as Total Pain

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump jokingly described Texas Republican Senate candidate Ken Paxton…

Man allegedly harasses podcaster because opinions were somehow still online
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Man allegedly harasses podcaster because opinions were somehow still online

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and folks, this one’s a doozy. The Justice Department has…

Broke Yet Thanks For Asking
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Broke Yet Thanks For Asking

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Federal Reserve raised interest rates last month for the first…

America About To Get Whole Lot Less Holy
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America About To Get Whole Lot Less Holy

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new documentary series, “Christianity at a Crossroads,” is exploring the…

Another Gift from Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Santa
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Another Gift from Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Santa

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Ahnold is back, and this time he’s swapping his Terminator shades for a red suit and a beard, because in…

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