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Megadeth talks to some guy at a museum somehow still relevant
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Megadeth talks to some guy at a museum somehow still relevant

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2026October 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school metal goodness? 🤘 On September 24, the legendary band MEGADETH took…

Nicolas Cage Loses His Mind Again in the Most Insanely Epic Trailer for Best Pancakes In The County Because Who Needs Sanity When You Have Fluffy Pancakes
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Nicolas Cage Loses His Mind Again in the Most Insanely Epic Trailer for Best Pancakes In The County Because Who Needs Sanity When You Have Fluffy Pancakes

FinnOctober 24, 2026October 24, 2026

The most epic, life-changing, and earth-shattering news has just arrived, and I’m not even exaggerating 🤯! Get ready to witness…

VisionQuest Reboot Because Original Wasnt Mindlessly Profitable Enough Apparently
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VisionQuest Reboot Because Original Wasnt Mindlessly Profitable Enough Apparently

FinnOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

VisionQuest has got everyone guessing, because of course it does. Marvel’s at it again, expertly dangling a mystery in front…

Gamers Weigh Freedom Against Fleecing In F2P Versus Premium Showdown
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Gamers Weigh Freedom Against Fleecing In F2P Versus Premium Showdown

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Let’s talk about the age-old question: how do you want to be nickel-and-dimed by game publishers? Do you prefer the…

SOPHIE LLOYD saves Avenged Sevenfold from themselves with Nightmare remake
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SOPHIE LLOYD saves Avenged Sevenfold from themselves with Nightmare remake

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤯 British guitar sensation Sophie Lloyd just dropped an instrumental guitar…

Miley Cyrus ‘Cold Blooded’: Because You Clearly Didn’t Understand the Depths of Her Philosophical Genius and Needed a Line by Line Breakdown
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Miley Cyrus ‘Cold Blooded’: Because You Clearly Didn’t Understand the Depths of Her Philosophical Genius and Needed a Line by Line Breakdown

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Miley Cyrus’ “Cold Blooded” is like the ultimate anthem for anyone who’s ever been like, “Uh, I’m good, I’ll just…

Because You Clearly Need More Of The Same Thing Over And Over Again
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Because You Clearly Need More Of The Same Thing Over And Over Again

FinnOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

You Can See Everything, the latest documentary from Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim, has taken the film world by storm.…

Garfield’s latest concoction mashes auto battlers with battle royale chaos predictably
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Garfield’s latest concoction mashes auto battlers with battle royale chaos predictably

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Get ready for the chaos, folks! Richard Garfield, the genius behind Magic: The Gathering, is back with a brand new…

Clayface: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Face Full of Clay and Existential Terror
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Clayface: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Face Full of Clay and Existential Terror

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎃️👻 Clayface is coming to a theater near you, and it’s a…

Saudi Arabia Just Got a Little Less Fun for Diplomats Apparently
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Saudi Arabia Just Got a Little Less Fun for Diplomats Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Middle East, and let me tell you,…

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