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Tag: Funk

Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again
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Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another deluxe edition, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Giorgio Moroder,…

Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing
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Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Glenn Hughes, the legendary bassist/vocalist of Deep Purple, has announced his retirement from touring…

Another farewell tour Soul II Soul cant resist
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Another farewell tour Soul II Soul cant resist

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a distant memory, Soul II Soul is back, and they’re still bringing the heat. I…

Leon Bridges Drops New EP Ahead Of Album Happiness Anytime
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Leon Bridges Drops New EP Ahead Of Album Happiness Anytime

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Leon Bridges has announced his new album, Happiness Anytime, which will be released on September 25th via Columbia Records. As…

Dinner Party Supergroup Drops New Album Watchu Bringing
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Dinner Party Supergroup Drops New Album Watchu Bringing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Dinner Party — the collaborative neo-jazz supergroup of Robert Glasper, Kamasi Washington, Terrace Martin, and 9th Wonder — has announced…

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