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Because You Clearly Needed More Teased But Unfulfilled Movie Magic
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Because You Clearly Needed More Teased But Unfulfilled Movie Magic

FinnAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

There’s an art to making a great movie trailer, but let’s be real, it’s not like the studios always get…

Hollywood Execs Still Convinced They Can Polish Turds into Oscars
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Hollywood Execs Still Convinced They Can Polish Turds into Oscars

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

It’s a miracle any movie gets made, considering the chaotic process of rewrites and revisions that precede production. Even the…

Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely
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Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Marvel’s fourth Spider-Man film starring Tom Holland is called Spider-Man: Brand New Day, a name that will be familiar to…

Marvel’s Desperation Reaches New Heights With Latest Cash Grab Sequels
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Marvel’s Desperation Reaches New Heights With Latest Cash Grab Sequels

FinnJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Clothes make the superhero, and Spider-Man’s iconic red and blue suit is a prime example of this. The web-slinger’s costume…

Trump Warns Smithsonian Museum May Contain Facts
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Trump Warns Smithsonian Museum May Contain Facts

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move by the Trump administration, and I just can’t help…

Because You Clearly Needed More Reminders of Hollywood’s Financial Desperation
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Because You Clearly Needed More Reminders of Hollywood’s Financial Desperation

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

I’m still trying to process the fact that 2026 is being hailed as a year of box office “triumphs.” And,…

Hollywood Genius At Work Canceling Shows Before Anyone Notices
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Hollywood Genius At Work Canceling Shows Before Anyone Notices

FinnJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

We’ve all been there – invested in a show, only to have it ripped away from us by the cruel…

Because You Clearly Need More Options to Binge in 2026 on Streaming
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Because You Clearly Need More Options to Binge in 2026 on Streaming

FinnJuly 14, 2026

The big films of 2026 have arrived, and they’re already available to stream at home because, let’s be real, who…

Hollywood Execs Still Clueless About Anything Before 2000 Apparently
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Hollywood Execs Still Clueless About Anything Before 2000 Apparently

FinnJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

We’re once again diving headfirst into the rabbit hole of nostalgia, because that’s what Hollywood does best. This time, we’re…

Hollywood Studios Churn Out Films to Cling to Precious IPs Again
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Hollywood Studios Churn Out Films to Cling to Precious IPs Again

FinnJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Ever wondered why some movie studios keep pumping out films in long-running series, or constantly rebooting already existing stories and…

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