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The 15 Movies Hollywood Thinks Will Distract You From the Impending Apocalypse
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The 15 Movies Hollywood Thinks Will Distract You From the Impending Apocalypse

FinnDecember 29, 2025December 29, 2025

2026: The Year Hollywood Decided to Throw a $2 Billion Birthday Party for Itself (And Accidentally Invited Us) Ah yes,…

The Best Christmas Movies for People Who Hate Christmas Movies
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The Best Christmas Movies for People Who Hate Christmas Movies

FinnDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: A HOLIDAY MOVIE LIST FOR PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE A SOUL (OR AT LEAST A SENSE OF HUMOR)…

Drew Struzan RIP
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Drew Struzan RIP

FinnOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

OMG! 😭 Like, I’m, like, SOOOO devastated to announce that Drew Struzan, the dude who painted, like, ALL your fave…

Brace Yourselves, Emo Babies: Linkin Park Lullabies Are Coming to Gently Rock You Into an Existential Crisis This Friday; Prepare for Animated ‘In The End’ Video That’s More Depressing Than Your Naptime
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Brace Yourselves, Emo Babies: Linkin Park Lullabies Are Coming to Gently Rock You Into an Existential Crisis This Friday; Prepare for Animated ‘In The End’ Video That’s More Depressing Than Your Naptime

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Well, well, well, what have we here? 🤪 On September 26, prepare yourselves for the auditory equivalent of decaf coffee:…

KILLER INN: Finally, A Game Where Your Friends Can REALLY Stab You In The Back
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KILLER INN: Finally, A Game Where Your Friends Can REALLY Stab You In The Back

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

So, I peeked at KILLER INN because, you know, online murder mysteries are like, *so* my thing now. Detective games?…

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Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

**San Antonio: rated E for EVERYONE! 🤡 Take a “soothing” Riverwalk (prepare to be SOOTHED). Ghost tours in Alamo City?…

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