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Oil Prices Hit $100 a Barrel Because Iran Decided to Throw a Wild Party
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oil Prices Hit $100 a Barrel Because Iran Decided to Throw a Wild Party

Big ElephantMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

Gas Prices Soar to $3.45 a Gallon as Middle East Turmoil Spikes Oil Over $100 a Barrel In a shocking…

Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026 (Or How to Pretend You’re a Cool Gamer Who Knows What ‘Procedurally Generated’ Means)
Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026
Breaking, Games News

Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026 (Or How to Pretend You’re a Cool Gamer Who Knows What ‘Procedurally Generated’ Means)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

In December, we crowned our Most Overlooked Indie Games of 2025, and now we are back at it with Indie…

Summer Game Fest Gets Invaded by the Sassy Gayming Pride Parade of Rainbow Controllers and Glittery Graphics Cards!
Gayming Foundation Goes All Out With Virtual Pride Parade, Because Why Not?
Breaking, Games News

Summer Game Fest Gets Invaded by the Sassy Gayming Pride Parade of Rainbow Controllers and Glittery Graphics Cards!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

Move over, boring corporate Pride sponsorships — the Gayming Foundation is here to flex its rainbow muscles with the Gayming…

GOP Commentator finds WH videos comparing Iran war to games ‘kind of gross’—because apparently, war isn’t supposed to be *entertaining* or something.
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Commentator finds WH videos comparing Iran war to games ‘kind of gross’—because apparently, war isn’t supposed to be *entertaining* or something.

Big ElephantMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

OMG, the libs are freaking out again! This time they’re clutching their pearls over some totally harmless White House videos…

Why Driving a Modern Car Feels More Like Battling a Sentient Smartphone on Wheels
Breaking, Games News

Why Driving a Modern Car Feels More Like Battling a Sentient Smartphone on Wheels

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Let’s be honest—modern cars are basically gaming consoles on wheels, and if you haven’t noticed, you’re probably still fiddling with…

Nintendo Unleashes Unbridled Chaos For Mario Day: Prepare For Mushroom Madness And Shell-Shocking Shenanigans
🎩 Attention, Mushroom Kingdom Fans: Nintendo Is Pulling Out All The Stops For Mario Day Festivities 🎩
Breaking, Games News

Nintendo Unleashes Unbridled Chaos For Mario Day: Prepare For Mushroom Madness And Shell-Shocking Shenanigans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Oh, look who’s trying to break the internet again—Nintendo, with its annual “We love Mario so much we’ll literally give…

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Remake ‘Still In Development,’ Claims Saber Chief Creative Officer — Because Who Needs Deadlines Anyway?
Star Wars: KOTOR Remake Still in Development, Apparently
Breaking, Games News

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Remake ‘Still In Development,’ Claims Saber Chief Creative Officer — Because Who Needs Deadlines Anyway?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the galaxy (and by shockwaves, we mean a barely audible murmur),…

RoboCop: Rogue City Update Accidentally Spills the Beans on a Secret Hunter: The Reckoning Game, Because Why Not?
Holy Glitch, Batman! Steam Just Turned RoboCop Into a Monster Hunter!
Breaking, Games News

RoboCop: Rogue City Update Accidentally Spills the Beans on a Secret Hunter: The Reckoning Game, Because Why Not?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 6, 2026March 6, 2026

So, Steam decided to play a little game of “what if” with RoboCop Rogue City players this week, and the…

Apex Legends Transforms Into a Giant Robot Battle Royale In Latest Update
Hold onto your loot boxes, Legends—it's time to combine forces with giant robots in the most gloriously chaotic crossover since peanut butter met jelly
Breaking, Games News

Apex Legends Transforms Into a Giant Robot Battle Royale In Latest Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

Apex Legends and the Gundam universe have officially collided, and no, your screen isn’t glitching—this is real. Starting March 10th,…

Kena: Bridge Of Spirits Finally Leaves Your PS5 Behind For The Glorious Nintendo Switch 2
Oh Look, It’s 2021 Again!
Breaking, Games News

Kena: Bridge Of Spirits Finally Leaves Your PS5 Behind For The Glorious Nintendo Switch 2

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

Ember Lab, the studio that apparently doesn’t believe in time, has decided to gift the world with yet another platform…

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