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State of Decay 3 Closed Alpha Announced Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough Zombie Apocalypse Stress in Your Life Yet
Breaking News: State of Decay 3 Closed Alpha Test Announced, Because You've All Been Waiting Patiently for Like, Forever 🤣
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State of Decay 3 Closed Alpha Announced Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough Zombie Apocalypse Stress in Your Life Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

This past weekend was a real treat for State of Decay fans, and by “treat,” I mean they finally got…

My Hero Academia is Still a Thing and Somehow its 10th Anniversary is Already Here with a Fancy New Picture to Distract You from How Long Youve Been Waiting for Episode 171
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My Hero Academia is Still a Thing and Somehow its 10th Anniversary is Already Here with a Fancy New Picture to Distract You from How Long Youve Been Waiting for Episode 171

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

Big News for all you My Hero Academia Fans out there! 🎉👏 TOHO animation just announced a free streaming marathon…

Morbid Metal Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can Slash Robots
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Morbid Metal Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can Slash Robots

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

I’m so excited to dive into Morbid Metal, a game that’s been lurking in the shadows, waiting to unleash its…

Oh Joy Another Overhyped Game “It Has My Face” Finally Leaves Early Access Because You Clearly Needed More Survival Horror Games With Slightly Different Mechanics And A Creepy Face On The Cover
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Oh Joy Another Overhyped Game “It Has My Face” Finally Leaves Early Access Because You Clearly Needed More Survival Horror Games With Slightly Different Mechanics And A Creepy Face On The Cover

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

NightByte Games and Behaviour Interactive are finally done messing around with their new game, It Has My Face, and it’s…

Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Experience of Watching Your Character Die Repeatedly in Ascenders: Because Who Needs to Reach the Peak Anyway
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Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Experience of Watching Your Character Die Repeatedly in Ascenders: Because Who Needs to Reach the Peak Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for another climbing game? 🤣 Because, apparently, the world was just missing a game…

The Last of Us Online Got Cancelled Faster Than My Social Life After Playing The Last of Us
The Last of Us Online: A Cautionary Tale of Gaming's Fake News and Broken Dreams 📰👀
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The Last of Us Online Got Cancelled Faster Than My Social Life After Playing The Last of Us

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

So, you thought you knew the whole story behind the cancellation of The Last of Us Online? 🤔 Think again,…

Conan The Barbarian Somehow Manages to Wreck Stuff Again in Yet Another DLC That Will Probably Sell Anyway Jotunnslayer Hordes of Hel Because Who Needs Originality
The Epic Return of Conan The Barbarian: Because You Clearly Didn't Have Enough Beefcake in Your Life 🤣
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Conan The Barbarian Somehow Manages to Wreck Stuff Again in Yet Another DLC That Will Probably Sell Anyway Jotunnslayer Hordes of Hel Because Who Needs Originality

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

The developers behind Jotunnslayer: Hordes of Hel have announced a DLC that brings the one and only Conan The Barbarian…

Cyberpunk Edgerunners Fans Get Ready to Waste Even More of Their Lives on a Board Game Based on a Show About Wasting Your Life in a Dystopian Future
Breaking News: Cyberpunk Edgerunners Fans Rejoice! A New Board Game is Coming to Ruin Your Social Life 🎉👀
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Cyberpunk Edgerunners Fans Get Ready to Waste Even More of Their Lives on a Board Game Based on a Show About Wasting Your Life in a Dystopian Future

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

After the astronomical success of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners, because who doesn’t love a good anime about edgy teens with cybernetic enhancements…

April Fools 2026: Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Pranked Enough Already This Year
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April Fools 2026: Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Pranked Enough Already This Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic April Fools’ Day jokes? 🤣 Because we’ve got a whole list…

Trigun Stargaze: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do for 3 Whole Years
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Trigun Stargaze: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do for 3 Whole Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some serious fangirling and fanboying? 😍 Because we’re about to dive into the amazing…

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