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Target decides to play Hunger Games with its employees, May the Odds be ever in your favor
Elephant Reads CNN

Target decides to play Hunger Games with its employees, May the Odds be ever in your favor

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Target, the woke retailer that went belly-up after pandering to the radical left, is FINALLY facing the consequences! Guess diversity…

Mortgage Rates Plunge to Rock Bottom of the Already Pathetic 2025
Elephant Reads CNN

Mortgage Rates Plunge to Rock Bottom of the Already Pathetic 2025

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump! Even the failing CNN has to admit that mortgage rates are dropping. You…

Kirby Air Ride 2: Electric Boogaloo Finally Confirmed (But Probably Still Sucks)
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Kirby Air Ride 2: Electric Boogaloo Finally Confirmed (But Probably Still Sucks)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🙄 The sequel to the GameCube “classic” (and I use that term loosely, like…

‘Jurassic World’ Still Exists?! Plus ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ and the Game That Lets You Live Out Your Power Washing Fantasies
Elephant Reads CNN

‘Jurassic World’ Still Exists?! Plus ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ and the Game That Lets You Live Out Your Power Washing Fantasies

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

More liberal indoctrination for our youth, folks! CNN is pushing “Jurassic World,” “Star Trek,” and some commie “PowerWash Simulator” game.…

Pokémon TCG Pocket Screams About “Mega Rising” Expansion and Pretends to Change Trading (Again)
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Pokémon TCG Pocket Screams About “Mega Rising” Expansion and Pretends to Change Trading (Again)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

OMG!😱 Mega Evolution is making a comeback in 2025, because apparently, the Pokémon Company thinks we haven’t suffered enough. Pokémon…

Remedy CEO Skips Town After 9 Years, Leaves Us All in the Dust
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Remedy CEO Skips Town After 9 Years, Leaves Us All in the Dust

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Well, folks, the drama 🎭 continues over at Remedy Entertainment! Apparently, Tero Virtala decided to peace out 👋 from his…

Sarah Bond Thinks New Xbox Will Cost More Than Your Car
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Sarah Bond Thinks New Xbox Will Cost More Than Your Car

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let’s talk about the *totally* not-dying Xbox. 🤣 Apparently, despite rumours of it being yeeted…

Where Music Meets Over-the-Top Drama: Film Scores So Predictable They Should Be Arrested
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Where Music Meets Over-the-Top Drama: Film Scores So Predictable They Should Be Arrested

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

OMG, you guys, like, music in movies? Groundbreaking. 🙄 It’s not just some random noise to fill the void while…

The Simpsons is invading Fortnite, who even asked for this?!
Breaking, Games News

The Simpsons is invading Fortnite, who even asked for this?!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Okay, so the internet’s been hit with more “leaks” about Fortnite. Apparently, they’re gonna collab with The Simpsons. 🙄 I…

Xbox Big Boss Man Nukes Next-Gen Console Hype Train, Gamers Weep
Breaking, Games News

Xbox Big Boss Man Nukes Next-Gen Console Hype Train, Gamers Weep

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Oh honey, bless your heart, did you REALLY think Xbox was gonna ditch the console game? 🤣 Sarah Bond, the…

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