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Tag: Gamescom 2026

Castlevania revival somehow not a live-service cash grab yet
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Castlevania revival somehow not a live-service cash grab yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Castlevania is back, and it’s about time someone got it right. I spent some quality time with Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse…

Nodusfall Remains Enigmatic But Piques Curiosity Amidst Gamescom Hype
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Nodusfall Remains Enigmatic But Piques Curiosity Amidst Gamescom Hype

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Gamescom 2026 has come and gone, and with it, a slew of new game announcements that will inevitably lead to…

Silent Hill reboot descends into styled suburban terror anew
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Silent Hill reboot descends into styled suburban terror anew

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Silent Hill: Townfall is coming, and I’m both excited and terrified – a perfect combination for any horror fan. The…

Gamescom 2026’s Most Tolerable Titles According to CGM
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Gamescom 2026’s Most Tolerable Titles According to CGM

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Gamescom 2026 has come and gone, leaving us with a slew of exciting games to look forward to in the…

Frantic gameplay abounds in Project ZETA’s endless monetization loop
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Frantic gameplay abounds in Project ZETA’s endless monetization loop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

Get ready for another multiplayer PvP game to add to your already crowded gaming rotation, because Project ZETA is coming…

Dlala Studios Murals Bring Brief Respite From Microtransactions At Gamescom 2026
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Dlala Studios Murals Bring Brief Respite From Microtransactions At Gamescom 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 6, 2026September 6, 2026

I had the pleasure of meeting Dlala Studios CEO and Game Director, Aj Grand-Scrutton, at Summer Game Fest when I…

Wolcen 2 sparks mild interest amidst live service fatigue
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Wolcen 2 sparks mild interest amidst live service fatigue

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 6, 2026

The Wolcen 2 conundrum: can lightning strike twice, or will it just get stuck in development hell like its predecessor?…

Cronos: Lazarus revives New Dawn with even more aggressive monetization tactics
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Cronos: Lazarus revives New Dawn with even more aggressive monetization tactics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 6, 2026

It’s time to head back into the desolate world of Cronos, and I couldn’t be more excited to see how…

Wolcen 2 preview sparks mild interest despite tired action RPG formula
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Wolcen 2 preview sparks mild interest despite tired action RPG formula

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 5, 2026

Well, well, well, looks like WOLCEN Studio is trying to make amends with the gaming community by announcing Wolcen 2,…

Fable’s Combat Delivers Predictable Open World Sameness with Added Grind
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Fable’s Combat Delivers Predictable Open World Sameness with Added Grind

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

It’s been a long time coming, but I finally got my hands on Playground’s Fable, and let me tell you,…

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