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Gamers scrutinize fees, toxicity, and cash grabs before committing to new platforms
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Gamers scrutinize fees, toxicity, and cash grabs before committing to new platforms

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh joy, another day, another gaming platform to sift through. Because, you know, what the world really needed was yet…

Rockstar Sells GTA Hype, Not Actual Gameplay
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Rockstar Sells GTA Hype, Not Actual Gameplay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

As I sat down to write this piece, I couldn’t help but think about the sheer audacity of Rockstar’s latest…

Rising Sun Sets on More Early Access Cash Grabs
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Rising Sun Sets on More Early Access Cash Grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

I have to admit, I was oblivious to the existence of Expeditions: Samurai until recently, and that’s not entirely my…

Cartridge slots make comeback because nostalgia pays publishers’ bills
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Cartridge slots make comeback because nostalgia pays publishers’ bills

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as the humble cartridge slot is making a comeback in the…

Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs
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Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Josh D’Amaro, CEO of Disney, recently acknowledged that the live-action remake of Moana and Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu…

CORSAIR buys Trak Racer to boost overpriced gaming peripherals empire
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CORSAIR buys Trak Racer to boost overpriced gaming peripherals empire

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

In a move that’s about as surprising as a new Assassin’s Creed game being announced, CORSAIR has acquired Trak Racer,…

Gaming chairs now Poké-fied with nostalgic pixel art cash grab skins
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Gaming chairs now Poké-fied with nostalgic pixel art cash grab skins

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Because what every gamer really needs is a $100 chair skin to go along with their $60 game and $15…

The Wynn Project Is Totally Not a Desperate Attempt to Make the UAE Relevant in the Film World and Will Definitely Put Dubai on the Map as the New Hollywood or Whatever
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The Wynn Project Is Totally Not a Desperate Attempt to Make the UAE Relevant in the Film World and Will Definitely Put Dubai on the Map as the New Hollywood or Whatever

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

The United Arab Emirates (UAE) has finally decided to join the big leagues and become a major movie-making destination 🎬.…

Phones Hijack New Releases While Consoles Wait Patiently
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Phones Hijack New Releases While Consoles Wait Patiently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

In the wild world of mobile gaming, you’re not just a player, you’re a test subject. At least, that’s the…

Microsoft Considering Handing Out Free Money By Releasing Old Games On PC
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Microsoft Considering Handing Out Free Money By Releasing Old Games On PC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

XBOX is at it again, and this time they’re bringing the nostalgia train to PC, because who needs new games…

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